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Yes, we are living in a Monty Python skit
« on: January 18, 2021, 07:59:45 PM »
From the same woman who will tell you how you should run your life and that water has feelings comes the candle scent you've all been waiting for.
And yes Virginia, people are buying them  :facepalm:

Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop

And apparently they're not safe

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home
https://nypost.com/2021/01/18/gwyneth-paltrows-vagina-candle-ignites-in-uk-home-report/

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Re: Yes, we are living in a Monty Python skit
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2021, 08:02:58 PM »
A nods as good as a wink to a blind man.
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Re: Yes, we are living in a Monty Python skit
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2021, 08:18:01 PM »
can't make this stuff up.
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Re: Yes, we are living in a Monty Python skit
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2021, 08:19:41 PM »
Waiting for someone to say this story smells, do I dare say, fishy
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Re: Yes, we are living in a Monty Python skit
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2021, 08:54:11 PM »
Wax on, wax off.
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Re: Yes, we are living in a Monty Python skit
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2021, 08:57:41 PM »
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Re: Yes, we are living in a Monty Python skit
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2021, 08:58:43 PM »
Can Graham Chapman show up and tell us it's gotten too silly?  Please?
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Re: Yes, we are living in a Monty Python skit
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2021, 09:34:07 PM »
Proof positive that the human vagina is an extremely dangerous thing.
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Re: Yes, we are living in a Monty Python skit
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2021, 09:43:30 PM »
"Sounds like there was a void filled with moisture in the candle wax," Tom Swift said scientifically, trying to fathom the technical reasons for the effect.

'I agree," Ted Newton said, agreeably.
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Re: Yes, we are living in a Monty Python skit
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2021, 10:27:19 PM »
 [tinfoil]  Clownworld.   And we thought 2020 was bad .....  :facepalm:
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Re: Yes, we are living in a Monty Python skit
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2021, 10:43:34 PM »
Don't put your wick in that.
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