OK, I'll take a turn.
Gun is @ 4 o'clock
spare magazine stuffed into the top of my right boot
Right front pocket is for my 2 pocket knives, Carmex, any coinage, and maybe an ink pen.
Left front houses my keys and flashlight.
Back pockets get a handkerchief and wallet. Not a $153 slimline wallet like some weirdos out there. Just a regular, leather-ish bi-fold from Walmart.
Leg pocket holds my phone - if possible.
Car fob is clipped into the collar of my A-shirt.
Oh, and there will be a quiz later...