WHO does the USA have to attend the royal funeral?
Given the "special relationship" between our countries and the late queen's support for the USA, we're obligated to send someone important.
POTUS? The guy with rapidly diminishing capacity who stumbles while reading a teleprompter even when he's been medicated up to the eyebrows?
VPOTUS? The lazy, utter incompetent who bursts into a cackling laugh at inappropriate moments, whose only purpose is to keep POTUS from being impeached or removed via the 25th Amendment?
The Speaker? The Secretary of State? Some other minor politician or lackey? Seriously?
Who do we send that WON'T be an insult to our best ally, and won't embarrass us with some idiotic faux-pas? I can only think of a certain former POTUS, but orange man bad, so that won't be happening.