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Happy World Toilet Day!
« on: November 19, 2023, 01:02:49 PM »
Yes, even toilets have their day
And remember, "Everyone can do something to tackle the sanitation crisis."

WORLD TOILET DAY – ACCELERATING CHANGE
19 NOVEMBER
https://www.worldtoiletday.info/
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2023, 01:19:25 PM »
Not to brag, but I use a toilet every day.  :cool:
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2023, 02:45:00 PM »
Not to brag, but I use a toilet every day.  :cool:

I TRY to but(t)... ;-)
I might not last very long or be very effective but I'll be a real pain in the ass for a minute!
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2023, 03:48:13 PM »
We had an outhouse on our farm property as well as a later-installed regular toilet in the old house.  I had some gag pictures of me reading a newspaper pants-down in there but I haven't found them for quite a while.

Toilets are due their proper respect.

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2023, 03:50:15 PM »
I did a 21 flush salute
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2023, 04:21:31 PM »
I did a 21 flush salute

You need more fiber in your diet!
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2023, 04:30:01 PM »
Toilets are due their proper respect.
To honor this day of the porcelain throne, I scrubbed the bowl.
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2023, 07:08:26 PM »
After 4 days in Chicago I arrived home and urinated in the driveway.
I used several different Chicago toilets but then again, most of Chicago is now now a toilet.
What we have here is failure to communicate.

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2023, 07:19:59 PM »
Toilet designs vary quite a bit - some are high tech, some have mood lighting, some have heated seats . . .

In San Francisco, many of them look like public sidewalks.
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2023, 07:27:53 PM »
Does the bidet get an honorable mention on toilet day?

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2023, 07:31:00 PM »
Not to brag, but I use a toilet every day.  :cool:

There you go again, flaunting that white privilege
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2023, 08:45:34 PM »
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2023, 09:21:12 PM »
After 4 days in Chicago I arrived home and urinated in the driveway.
I used several different Chicago toilets but then again, most of Chicago is now now a toilet.

Just in your driveway out of Chicago habit?

You mean you didn't mark your territory by peeing on all four corners of the property?

You're leaving yourself vulnerable.

     

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2023, 09:38:03 AM »
Is there a national pee in your driveway day? Or would that be too sexist?
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2023, 11:31:40 AM »
I'm still celebrating Today
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2023, 11:39:04 AM »
Is there a national pee in your driveway day? Or would that be too sexist?

Write your name in the snow day is definitely sexist
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2023, 10:58:19 PM »
"World toilet day"?  Thank Thomas Crapper.
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day!
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2023, 05:08:29 PM »
Is there a national pee in your driveway day? Or would that be too sexist?

Every day is pee off the porch day here.
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