Author Topic: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?  (Read 4233 times)

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What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« on: August 21, 2007, 01:20:23 PM »
I'm going to take a variety with us for our tables...

Any suggestions?

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2007, 01:24:22 PM »
Are you looking for political or gun-related, or just anything gunnies will like? 

How about this one?

"You have can my gun when you pry the muzzle out of your cold, dead mouth..."
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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2007, 01:25:26 PM »
"Get yer knob polished at Knob Creek!"

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2007, 01:53:34 PM »
"My Other Gun Is A Weatherby"
Freedom is a heavy load, a great and strange burden for the spirit to undertake. It is not easy. It is not a gift given, but a choice made, and the choice may be a hard one. The road goes upward toward the light; but the laden traveller may never reach the end of it.  - Ursula Le Guin

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2007, 02:12:06 PM »
"So what's your rate of fire?"

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"Which end does the bullets come out of?"

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2007, 03:16:17 PM »
Well, if you're driving there in a completely occupied and crowded vehicle, a window sign of "FULL AUTO" would have multiple meanings, wouldn't it. Smiley

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2007, 05:04:32 PM »
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Well, if you're driving there in a completely occupied and crowded vehicle, a window sign of "FULL AUTO" would have multiple meanings, wouldn't it

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2007, 06:10:55 PM »
WARNING!  Driver carries more than $20 in ammo.


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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2007, 06:32:27 PM »
"Got Gun?"
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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2007, 08:02:32 AM »
Okay - we gotta few winners... Guys, the table has to make a profit...
 
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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2007, 08:09:23 AM »
Blue background.
In white letters "Give Peace a chance,
In red letters "Kill all terrorists"
Give Peace a Chance,
Kill all Terrorists.

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2007, 11:49:00 AM »
I like that one...

REALLY tempted to put a picture of Hillary next to Osama...

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2007, 06:28:51 PM »
Bogie, if you ever make any stickers with that slogan please let me know, I would like to buy some.
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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2007, 08:38:39 PM »
I'm modifying it slightly. Green peace symbol, green text, on white, with the second line in red, also on white, a "rougher" font...
 
Give Peace a Chance
Kill a Terrorist.
 
Or maybe I should put a globe on it... Screw around with their comfort zone...

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2007, 09:43:46 PM »
I know it wouldn't sell, but a sticker that says what EVERYONE says the first time firing full auto:

"Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh.  Cool!"


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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2007, 02:15:51 AM »
No, Antibubba, I did not say that any of the times I fired full auto.  Not even with the M2.
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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2007, 03:52:10 AM »


i have the vectors for these:




"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2007, 04:14:26 AM »
Simple pictorial?

The "line of lots of bullets" icon from an MP5 that has such an option, plus a happy face. Who doesn't grin when using a full-auto?

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2007, 04:38:52 AM »
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2007, 04:58:47 AM »
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2007, 05:16:06 AM »
I was waiting for a picture of Jack Nicholson.  Not exactly the image of RKBA I'd like.

"My folks went to Knob Creek and all I got was this bumper sticker"  With appropriate bullet holes in sticker.
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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2007, 05:59:59 AM »
Can't flog anything that says "Knob Creek." Someone screwed 'em on some licensing stuff a few years back, so it's zero tolerance time.
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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2007, 06:51:25 AM »
One of my favorite t-shirts I ever saw was on a little kid.

"I'm glad my daddy's condom broke!"

A bumper sticker...

"Hey Liberal! Too bad your daddy's condom broke"

edited... I made up the bumper sticker as an idea for Bogie.. idea came from the t-shirt

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2007, 06:52:07 AM »
One of my favorite t-shirts I ever saw was on a little kid.

"I'm glad my daddy's condom broke!"

A bumper sticker...

"Hey Liberal! Too bad your daddy's condom broke"


Another seen,

"Don't Drink And Park. Accidents Cause People."

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Re: What bumper stickers should I print for Knob Creek?
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2007, 10:25:18 AM »
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