Cat in a tree-need advice

[member1313]

1. Ladder
2. Pillow
3. Food

Climb up, sweet talk it, lure it onto the pillow with the food, and climb down. Voila.

[Harold Tuttle]

I gather you have never had a freaked out kittah attach its self to your shoulder like a demented cockleburr from hell

[Hutch]

don't think you would countenance the same kind of sweatshop/child/slave labor working conditions in this country as exist in China.  Yet it's ok there?   Whyizzat?  Double standard?

Nope.  Some folks realize that if they weren't "slaving away" <sorry, couldn't resist> over there, they'd get mighty hungry.  Much better they should eat.

[X Who]

Tie a rope to the top of the tree and to the bumper of your car.  Use the car to bend the tree down and rescue the cat.  Now, the way I heard the story, the guy got the cat out of the tree, but when the rope broke the cat was catapulted south across a river and never seen again.  Maybe it would work this time.

[K Frame]

"Yeah, well that's the 'free market' at work, benefiting everybody dontcha know.  And if those little kids don't like it, they can go to work elsewhere."

Sounds reasonable to me.

Everyone join hands.

We'll do some swaying and then sing Kumbayah.

I don't think you would countenance the same kind of sweatshop/child/slave labor working conditions in this country as exist in China.  Yet it's ok there?   Whyizzat?  Double standard? 

Think again.

And tell your little whelp to sew faster, I want to get another pony...

[Paddy]

"Yeah, well that's the 'free market' at work, benefiting everybody dontcha know.  And if those little kids don't like it, they can go to work elsewhere."

Sounds reasonable to me.

Everyone join hands.

We'll do some swaying and then sing Kumbayah.

I don't think you would countenance the same kind of sweatshop/child/slave labor working conditions in this country as exist in China.  Yet it's ok there?   Whyizzat?  Double standard? 

Think again.

And tell your little whelp to sew faster, I want to get another pony...

How do you get from 'cat in a tree' to 'slave labor in China'?   Sheesh, talk about thread drift..........

[K Frame]

Cats are communists.

There.

Loop closed.

[jeepmor]

Tie a rope to the top of the tree and to the bumper of your car.  Use the car to bend the tree down and rescue the cat.  Now, the way I heard the story, the guy got the cat out of the tree, but when the rope broke the cat was catapulted south across a river and never seen again.  Maybe it would work this time.

Too bad Bush has dog, I'd have an idea otherwise.