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Date: 2007-11-11, 2:50PM CST


I have a bunch of moles in my yard if anyone wants them. Really, they are free catch all you want, no bag limit. These are extremely smart little varmits they avoid traps, poison and dogs. They are very good at digging and making a mess out of yards. They make great Christmas gifts for someone you don't like but they are small so give them two. 
 



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[Mabs2]

Hrm.
I wonder how much I could get for all of this stuff of Fistful's I stole, such as his second l.

[cosine]

A "bunch"?

It's not getting bad until you have a mole of moles. 

[charby]

A "bunch"?

It's not getting bad until you have a mole of moles. 

A mole of moles is a lot of moles.

[cosine]

I wonder what is the molarity of his yard? You know, M=moles/acre? 


Sorry I've had chemistry a bit too much on the brain lately.

[Warren]

I loves me some mole sauce.

[Fly320s]

That guy should see a dermatologist.  Get those moles removed.

[Warren]

Wasn't there an Indian tribe in Florida that based half of their traditions  on this critter? You know...the Semimoles.

[Leatherneck]

Yeah, they were all over southern Florida in the early 19th century. But the durned settlers forced them underground..
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Bada, BING!

TC

[mfree]

Avogadro had one ghastly yard.

[charby]

I wonder what is the molarity of his yard? You know, M=moles/acre? 


Sorry I've had chemistry a bit too much on the brain lately.

Me also, working on gas laws this week. 

[Ben]

Me also, working on gas laws this week.

Gas law #1: No Mexican take out before staff meetings.

[Antibubba]

Nothing like the hilarity of molarity.  But I don't think we're helping this guy--remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Also, uh--hmm.  Sorry, it looks like I'm suffering from a molementary lapse of memory.

[cosine]

But I don't think we're helping this guy--remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Good one. I needed that. I've just spent the last 3 hours trying to beat Lewis structures into my head, and that made me relax a little bit and laugh.

[charby]

But I don't think we're helping this guy--remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Good one. I needed that. I've just spent the last 3 hours trying to beat Lewis structures into my head, and that made me relax a little bit and laugh.

Fun times...  So molecular geometry in your future?

[cosine]

But I don't think we're helping this guy--remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Good one. I needed that. I've just spent the last 3 hours trying to beat Lewis structures into my head, and that made me relax a little bit and laugh.

Fun times...  So molecular geometry in your future?

No... this is just General Chemistry 1, and they seem to want to introduce you to literally every imaginable topic in one semester. It goes fast, and somewhat superficially.

[Perd Hapley]

Superficial is good.  You don't want to peer beneath the skin of the dark science.  I don't know if chemists are actually demons, or if they are just mortals who have made a pact with Satan. 

[charby]

Superficial is good.  You don't want to peer beneath the skin of the dark science.  I don't know if chemists are actually demons, or if they are just mortals who have made a pact with Satan. 

A compressed air tank carried by scuba divers has a volume of 8.5 L and a pressure of 140 atm at 20 C.

What is the volume of air in the tank (in liters) at STP?

[Stand_watie]

Superficial is good.  You don't want to peer beneath the skin of the dark science.  I don't know if chemists are actually demons, or if they are just mortals who have made a pact with Satan. 

 

Actually the two I know are neither. My brother-in-law is a Chemist and a teacher. One of the "Engineers" at work is a chemist. I don't exactly understand the difference. I asked him, "you're a 'Chemical Engineer' right?", and he responded, "no, I'm a Chemist".

I do know our "mole ratio" affects production substantially. The product I start with needs a mole ratio of (I can't remember if it's NaOH or Na2O, one is the dilute of the other) .70 to .80; Below .70 and the units run like crap. Over .80 and we make yellow product.

Regarding my yard. A mole ratio of .25 = destroyed yard. 1 mole, four dogs digging after the mole, trenches all over my yard.