More punk activity in my area

[Monkeyleg]

On another thread I posted about punks egging my wife's car.

Today some punks did something I hadn't heard of before. They lit piles of leaves in peoples' yards on fire. They did this to homes in an area of about twenty or thirty square blocks.

The fire department was so busy responding that the chief admitted they wouldn't have had the resources to respond to "real" fires.

I guess tomorrow morning I'll have to move the piles of leaves in our yard away from the house and vehicles.

I hope one of the little bastards sets himself on fire.

[Bogie]

Put a bucket of 87 octane in the center of a pile of leaves... In a slight depression...
 

 

[Warren]

I'd think the leaves would be too wet to burn.

The best punishment would be to make them and their parents rake all the leaves in a given neighborhood.

[Bogie]

Bucket = vapor.

Vapor likes low areas.

[LadySmith]

Bogie, it's scary how much you know about such things.
And I'm damned glad you're on our side. 

[never_retreat]

It might me time to track these punks one night. Return the favor per-say.
I did this with someone that was dumping junk on private property. Got there plate number one night had a friend of mine run it to get the address. Next night back a 6 yard dump truck onto there lawn and returned all there trash. And yes the truck was almost full. We think it was all theirs anyway, but I caught them so they got it back. And to top it off we even got a friend with the zoning board to give them a ticket for having all that on their front lawn.