Instead he tells me that my power bill is through the roof because I need to change the filter every two weeks instead of once a month,
You know that's bull*expletive deleted*
futzed around looking at it for five minutes,
He doesn't actually know what he is doing. If he did, then he'd be doing what you hired him to do and not futzing around...
stood to close to me and stared at my chest, and still hasn't done what I asked.
Lazy pig. We had a service guy out here for our compactor/dumpster lift last week that did much the same thing to my boss. He showed up, spent 5 mins topping off the hydraulic fluid, told us we didn't know what we were talking about the dumpster lift being broken, called us liars, and spent the rest of his time on site hitting on my boss (who's married and said so several times to the jackwagon). He didn't want to do his goddamn job of FIXING WHAT HE WAS CALLED TO DO SO.
He went up to Ace and got a new filter and is now back, insists that the coil doesn't need to be cleaned, that the pump is supposed to gurgle for 10 minutes after the unit kicks off (which it seldom does). And he never even went out and looked at the outside unit.
Since the outside unit was never looked at, and that's where all the business pretty much happens...lazy jackass...
Now he's telling me that a) the coil doesn't need to be cleaned and b) he'll do it anyway (apparently because I'm a demanding female) but can't get to it until next week sometime. And for this I missed ladies night at the range.
Tell him not to bother showing up next week and that you're hiring someone else who actually knows what they are doing and DOES IT PROMPTLY AND PROFESSIONALLY.
I cannot abide by lazy, unprofessional amateur posers...