The Bronx chick strikes out

[Ben]

Well, they gotta make their money. The older generation in congress does insider trading while the youngsters do their online stores.

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2024/05/18/jasmine-crockett-clapback-collection-n2396363

Certainly Trump is an outlier as the old guy who sells gold tenner shoes. 

Still, congress has become a game show where all the contestants win, no matter how crappy their performance. I'm SWAGing that 75% of critters, when they leave congress, leave as millionaires.

[Ben]

Enter John Fetterman

Then AOC tries to make it about racism and misogyny of course

https://twitchy.com/dougp/2024/05/17/aoc-fetterman-n2396345

Also, while I still don't agree with a lot of his viewpoints, I guess I have to take back some of the stuff I was saying about Fetterman's appearance. Who knew the guy in the shorts and hoodie would be one of the sanest and based people in the room?

[lee n. field]

Personally, I think the best way for AOC and MTG to settle disputes would involve a bouncy house filled with jello.

Wimmin's mud wrestling

[Perd Hapley]

Reality TV stars and loud personalities are what many voters seem to like these days.

True.

[WLJ]

 

James Woods
@RealJamesWoods
This is so much fun to watch with the sound off. The gestures are classic. 

With the sound on, you'll just get a mild headache... #TheNitwitPontificates

https://x.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1791875708823945641

Accidentally turned the sound on for a few seconds and mild is not how I would describe the headache 

[WLJ]

Further down
Turn the sound on for this one. Funny and not funny at the same time.

https://x.com/ICU1010/status/1791878831793406423