The Bronx chick strikes out

[WLJ]

 

The body language alone is bad enough but watch it with the sound on....if you dare 

https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1582926185658392576

Yikes, is AOC ok?! If you thought AOC dance-mocking her supporters heckling her was bad, you ain’t seen NOTHIN’ yet (watch)
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/10/20/yikes-is-aoc-ok-if-you-thought-aoc-dance-mocking-her-supporters-heckling-her-was-bad-you-aint-seen-nothin-yet-watch/

[Ben]

Ha ha - she made a movie and it's so far grossing $80 per theater.

https://www.foxnews.com/video/6317175052112

Admittedly, as the URL points out, she probably would have done better on Netflix. Nobody wants to go to a movie theater to watch stuff like this. This is stuff you stream at home if you're bored, whether it's a lefty or a righty.

You can tell she's not a hiker. Even in CA, I never saw a liberal woman on the trail dressed like she was making a fashion hiking trip to the Patagonia store. Plus, holy moly - the arrogance and self-love.

Plus, I continue to question how stuff like this isn't an ethics violation. I also just saw that MENSAFrankenstein from PA got a movie role.

[WLJ]

And the Oscar for best documentary goes to.........

You can bet money on it.

[Ben]

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2022/12/14/climate-change-causes-aocs-green-new-deal-movie-to-tank-at-theaters/

[WLJ]

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2022/12/14/climate-change-causes-aocs-green-new-deal-movie-to-tank-at-theaters/

It was those darn MAGA fascists blocking the doors to the theaters

[WLJ]

 


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[WLJ]

AOC says she has to ride around in armored vehicles because of the stochastic  (She's using a five dollar word there so she must be smart) terrorism stirred up by R the members of congress

And then it get even better

AOC brings a knife to a gun-fight with Marjorie Taylor Greene and it like goes SOOO wrong for her
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2023/02/03/aoc-brings-a-knife-to-a-gun-fight-with-marjorie-taylor-greene-and-it-like-goes-sooo-wrong-for-her/

[Hawkmoon]

We haven't had much news about AOC recently, but she's back in the news ... as the subject of an ethics investigation for accepting gifts FAR above the legal limit for members of Congress. And it also turns out she's a cheapskate who stiffed many of the people who dressed her up and provided services and accessories for her appearance at a Met gala.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/05/aoc-begged-to-go-to-met-gala-even-if-it-meant-breaking-the-rules/

Tell us again how much you care about the working class, Ms. AOC.

[griz]

Tell us again how much you care about the working class, Ms. AOC.

She cares about them so much she wants to give them your money.

[Ben]

Ha ha - apparently dimwit forgot to switch from her burner twitter account to her regular account:

https://youtu.be/ukLM6MAPqgA

If accurate, and it sure looks that way, she says some pretty bad stuff on the (now deleted) burner account.

[Perd Hapley]

https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2023/04/03/matthew-foldi-explores-dem-rep-hillary-scholtens-rather-discriminatory-and-weird-new-job-posting/

"We strongly encourage women (and all individuals who do not identify as male)…to apply."

Nice.

[Ben]

It appears she wants to start a race riot.

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2023/05/04/aoc-rages-in-frothy-mouthed-thread-angry-over-pushback-to-her-race-baiting-jordan-neely-lynch-claim/

"Killing the poor is wrong."

What about killing the rich?

From what I could see on the video, it appears a black guy was assisting in restraining the nutjob. Also, a bunch of people now believe he was literally lynched on the subway because of this moron squad.

[Perd Hapley]

It appears she wants to start a race riot.

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2023/05/04/aoc-rages-in-frothy-mouthed-thread-angry-over-pushback-to-her-race-baiting-jordan-neely-lynch-claim/

"Killing the poor is wrong."

What about killing the rich?

From what I could see on the video, it appears a black guy was assisting in restraining the nutjob. Also, a bunch of people now believe he was literally lynched on the subway because of this moron squad.

IOW, she's a left-wing Democrat, and it was a day ending in y.

[WLJ]

Is she married or not?

    NEW: Is AOC married?

    Her office says no, but she's identified Riley Roberts as her "spouse" in four filings with the House Ethics Committee so far in 2023.

    The committee has a strict definition of spouse — "someone to whom you are legally married."

    🧵https://t.co/FFKgLBbml1
    — Andrew Kerr (@AndrewKerrNC) September 13, 2023

And this may be why she's hiding it

    If AOC is indeed married, her spouse's finances are now subject to public disclosure.

    But she did not disclose any of Roberts’s reportable stock holdings, assets, or income on her latest financial disclosure, though she did make two references to her "spouse" in the filing. pic.twitter.com/USREG8xvdI
    — Andrew Kerr (@AndrewKerrNC) September 13, 2023

...four legal filings submitted to the House Ethics Committee pertaining to AOC’s overseas travels in 2022 and 2023 suggest the pair have been legally married at least since Jan. 13, 2023. If that is the case, the "Squad" member can no longer leverage the so-called boyfriend loophole to evade public disclosure of his finances.

https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2023/09/13/we-cant-try-to-date-her-anymore-aoc-in-ethics-quandry-over-her-marital-status-n2387178

[WLJ]

This could have gone in the climate change thread, the COVID thread, or the the world gone mad thread. But since AOC has her own special thread it goes here.

She very loudly proclaims unions are the greatest thing ever created, except maybe herself the Soviet Union both which probably share the number one spot in her mind,  and you must support them. So whats her excuse for not owning a union made car and in fact one made by company owned by someone she thinks is the devil?
COVID

Yeah...

    HOST: "You were quoted back in July saying you look forward to buying a union-made electric vehicle, but you currently have a non-union-made Tesla ... why?"

    ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ: "Our car was purchased during the pandemic before a vaccine had come out" pic.twitter.com/K8ll6IuLzR
    — RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 24, 2023

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2023/09/25/lol-aoc-uses-the-universal-excuse-to-justify-not-buying-a-union-made-car-covid-watch-n2387690