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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #150 on: July 27, 2011, 08:42:21 PM »
I have lots of hammers because when I need to hit something, I want to hit it now, not after I've gone out to the shed or the garage to get the hammer.

So you're one of those guys that has hammers hidden all over the house?   ;)

Do you have a stainless steel hammer for the shower?  :lol:
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #151 on: July 27, 2011, 09:01:56 PM »
Do you have a stainless steel hammer for the shower?

Actually, I do, but it's out in the shed after I used it to deal with some sprinkler issues.

It was granddad's first attempt at welding stainless long ago.  Looks like crap, but smacks stuff just fine.

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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #152 on: July 27, 2011, 11:42:16 PM »
Balog, glad to know you don't dislike me. I actually do call my two boys "sweetie" when I'm giving advice they don't want to hear or chastising them, to take the sting out of it a little. Such as, "Sweetie, I'm your mama, not one of your buddies, and I don't need to know that you got a lap dance from a 65 year old woman for your 21st birthday. Next time just stick an ice pick in my ear please."


Did your son go to Baylor University?.....'cause that sounds like the strip clubs in Waco.....



.....don't ask me how I know this....  ;)
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #153 on: July 28, 2011, 09:49:09 AM »
Did your son go to Baylor University?.....'cause that sounds like the strip clubs in Waco.....



.....don't ask me how I know this....  ;)

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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #154 on: July 28, 2011, 10:44:44 AM »
Isn't Baylor tied into a church of some kind.  The strip clubs in Waco are probably geared more to taking money from those that stationed at FT Hood.
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #155 on: July 28, 2011, 11:40:05 AM »
Actually, I do, but it's out in the shed after I used it to deal with some sprinkler issues.

It was granddad's first attempt at welding stainless long ago.  Looks like crap, but smacks stuff just fine.

I used to know some guys like that.
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #156 on: July 29, 2011, 12:35:54 AM »
Seeker_two how do you know this?

That's for me to know and a former female entertainer to never tell.....  ;)

Isn't Baylor tied into a church of some kind.  The strip clubs in Waco are probably geared more to taking money from those that stationed at FT Hood.

Not hardly....Baylor used to be tied to the Southern Baptist Convention until they split off in 1990....the same year I started there....and the clubs get most of their business from the Waco area (esp. Baylor and TSTC)....there are plenty of places closer to Ft. Hood for the boys in uniform....


....but, again, don't ask me how I know this.....  ;)
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #157 on: July 29, 2011, 01:47:53 AM »
This:
Did your son go to Baylor University?.....'cause that sounds like the strip clubs in Waco.....
.....don't ask me how I know this....  ;)

plus this:

That's for me to know and a former female entertainer to never tell.....  ;)

...but, again, don't ask me how I know this.....  ;)

= this:
apparently seeker has had a lap dance by a grandma type too. Want me to introduce you to my son so y'all can compare notes?
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« Reply #158 on: July 29, 2011, 10:57:56 AM »

apparently seeker has had a lap dance by a grandma type too. Want me to introduce you to my son so y'all can compare notes?

Just ask him one question for me......with dentures or without?....  ;)
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #159 on: July 29, 2011, 01:03:18 PM »
Just ask him one question for me......with dentures or without?....  ;)

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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #160 on: July 29, 2011, 02:31:32 PM »
I think this is seeker_two's idea of a granny:

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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #161 on: July 29, 2011, 02:33:57 PM »
I have a few friends my age, early to mid 40's that are grandparents.  My sister who will turn 40 in a few weeks has grandkids from (step)-daughters.
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #162 on: July 29, 2011, 02:43:38 PM »
I think this is seeker_two's idea of a granny:



I think you know me all too well......  =D

BTW, Jane Seymore is a granny, too.....


http://shopohboy.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/animalprints.jpg

I rest my case......  :cool:
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #163 on: July 29, 2011, 02:46:58 PM »
I have a few friends my age, early to mid 40's that are grandparents.  My sister who will turn 40 in a few weeks has grandkids from (step)-daughters.
I remember seeing some kind of "human interest" story on the news a couple of years ago about "children of the ghetto" that included a granny in her late 20's . . .   :facepalm:
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #164 on: July 29, 2011, 06:23:10 PM »
Just ask him one question for me......with dentures or without?....  ;)

He said he wasn't looking at her teeth. Now I'm just disgusted. Thanks.  [barf]
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #165 on: July 29, 2011, 06:35:37 PM »
He said he wasn't looking at her teeth. Now I'm just disgusted. Thanks.  [barf]

She has teeth?

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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #166 on: July 29, 2011, 07:35:30 PM »
He said he wasn't looking at her teeth. Now I'm just disgusted. Thanks.  [barf]

He didn't necessarily have to look....  ;)
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #167 on: July 29, 2011, 07:41:00 PM »
Does the "Art's Gramma Rule" apply to this thread?   =D

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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #168 on: July 29, 2011, 07:42:53 PM »
Does the "Art's Gramma Rule" apply to this thread?   =D


Depends on her choice of supplemental income, I guess....  =|
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #169 on: July 29, 2011, 08:11:03 PM »
there are plenty of places closer to Ft. Hood for the boys in uniform....


....but, again, don't ask me how I know this.....  ;)

Doesn't everyone know that strip clubs, tattoo parlors and pawn shops grow up out of the ground, near military bases, just like alterations/dry-cleaning stores and barber shops?
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #170 on: July 29, 2011, 10:33:52 PM »
Doesn't everyone know that strip clubs, tattoo parlors and pawn shops grow up out of the ground, near military bases, just like alterations/dry-cleaning stores and barber shops?

Hmmmm.....I don't remember too many barber shops near Ft. Hood.....
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #171 on: July 29, 2011, 11:13:32 PM »
Small claw hammer I've had since I was a kid.  I think it came with an erector set or something. 

Homemade small brass hammer for drifting sights with crooked head.

Better small hammer for drifting sights, etc, with interchangeable nylon and brass hammer faces  from Outer's.

Short-swing ball pien hammer.

Regular ball pien hammer with 12oz(?) head.

Sculptor's hammer.

Sears all-steel claw carpenter's hammer from Sears, the most used one -not a framing hammer.

Heavy rubber hammer for "stuff," but main use is banging on the walls if the neighbors get noisty.  And floor.  Head wrapped in an old woolen sock to prevent marking the wall with black rubber marks.

Small 2-3 lb(?) sledge with short handle.

I think that's it, but I haven't looked in my storage locker for a while.

I was told a long time ago that a carpenter's hammer should have a slightly rounded face to help drive nails without bending them.  It sort of makes sense, when you consider hitting a nail slightly "off" --the chances seem to be greater that the rounded face will strike the nail head squarely.  I would theorize that the radius of the hammer face should be about the distance from the hammer head to your shoulder joint.

However, I tried gurgling this and couldn't find anything obvious on it.

Can anyone confirm or disconfirm this?  My regular Sears hammer has a flat face.

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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #172 on: July 30, 2011, 12:23:13 AM »
Hmmmm.....I don't remember too many barber shops near Ft. Hood.....

No? I do.
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #173 on: July 30, 2011, 01:06:41 AM »
The creepiness rule:
Take your age.
Divide it by 2
add 8

If your mate is younger than that number, its creepy/and/or illegal.
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Re: Can I fix this?
« Reply #174 on: July 30, 2011, 01:34:01 AM »
The creepiness rule:
Take your age.
Divide it by 2
add 8

If your mate is younger than that number, its creepy/and/or illegal.

Since I'm 34, dating a 24-year-old would be creepy? I do not understand this. A 14-year-old, sure. A 19-year-old, maybe. But 24?

Doesn't matter, though. The wife would splode my head with .22s.
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