I do not want to run as Art's veepee. I will gladly accept his nomination as Attorney General.
As Attorney General I will crack down on those terrorists that pollute our beloved lawns with their assault vehicles and assault boats (I have a new hilljack neighbor that has parked a freakin' jet ski on his lawn [a jet ski in January]), assault trash cans that are not put away 12 hours after trash pick up, terrorists who plot against our democracy by sitting on their front porches, and terrorists who watch television instead of cleaning their houses. I will not rest until the War on Yeehawism is won!