Author Topic: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer  (Read 14215 times)

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Re: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer
« Reply #100 on: April 14, 2007, 09:38:29 AM »
No double-wide for me.

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Re: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer
« Reply #101 on: April 14, 2007, 11:20:43 AM »
I'd work twice as hard for a double wide.
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Re: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer
« Reply #102 on: April 14, 2007, 01:30:50 PM »
This thread is as useless as tits on a bull.

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Re: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer
« Reply #103 on: April 14, 2007, 02:15:19 PM »
When did you go looking for tits on a bull?   smiley
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Re: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer
« Reply #104 on: April 22, 2007, 06:35:38 AM »
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Re: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer
« Reply #105 on: April 23, 2007, 02:42:35 AM »
Grape Nuts is good stuff.
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If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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Re: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer
« Reply #106 on: April 23, 2007, 05:16:28 AM »
And what does Grape-nuts have to do with tits on a bull?
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Re: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer
« Reply #107 on: April 23, 2007, 05:58:39 AM »
Well, if bulls gave milk, you could eat your Grape Nuts with it. 

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Re: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer
« Reply #108 on: April 23, 2007, 07:01:29 AM »
Dead cows don't give good milk.

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Re: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer
« Reply #109 on: April 23, 2007, 07:11:43 AM »
Bovine Feces!
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Re: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer
« Reply #110 on: April 25, 2007, 03:02:49 PM »
I grew up in not one, but two double wides! Suckers. Course, there was eight of us....
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Re: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer
« Reply #111 on: April 25, 2007, 03:21:42 PM »
And what does Grape-nuts have to do with tits on a bull?
Hairs on a bobbin, ol chap.
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.