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Title: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: roo_ster on April 01, 2010, 11:39:10 AM
The quality of the opposition to the GOP in Congress.  I wish I were making this up.  Kudos to the .mil man who didn't jump over the table and wring the neck of Cynthia McKinney's replacement in the House of Representin'.

I think a mildly modded quote from Trainspotting is appropriate:
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It's S**T being Scottish Republican! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f***ing Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever s**t on civilization. Some people hate the English Democrats. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized beaten by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture party to get colonized beat by. We're ruled by effete a**holes. It's a s**t state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any f***ing difference!




http://hotair.com/archives/2010/03/31/dem-congressman-if-guam-gets-too-overpopulated-it-might-tip-over/
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on April 01, 2010, 11:49:44 AM
Wow.

I feel dumber for having listened to him.

I'll have to remember to take an extra bath if I ever drive through whatever part of the country elected him.

<shudder>
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on April 01, 2010, 11:54:40 AM
 :lol:
I always thought California would tip over into the ocean for that reason. It's got this fault thingy that goes up - and what comes up must go down.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Inor on April 01, 2010, 12:32:16 PM
That poor Admiral!  Everybody laughed at Dan Quayle and some of the things he said.

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What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

Yes Mr. Vice President, you are man of more wisdom than anybody gives you credit for.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: RoadKingLarry on April 01, 2010, 12:52:17 PM
Brought to you by the same voters that gave us Cynthia Mckinney. [barf]

His staff has stated that he was trying to be funny :facepalm:.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on April 01, 2010, 01:07:27 PM
OK.  new rule.  policritters have to have an iq of at least room temperature in order to run.  oh and same for voters.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: bscl on April 01, 2010, 01:33:54 PM
Brought to you by the same voters that gave us Cynthia Mckinney. [barf]

His staff has stated that he was trying to be funny :facepalm:.

After listening to him trying to describe how small Guam is, it doesn't matter if he was (unsuccessfully) trying to be funny. 
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: TechMan on April 01, 2010, 03:34:49 PM
I am speechless in how many people just lack common sense and IQ.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: kgbsquirrel on April 01, 2010, 04:44:55 PM
OK.  new rule.  policritters have to have an iq of at least room temperature in order to run.  oh and same for voters.

How about a moral and ethical aptitude test instead?
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Perd Hapley on April 01, 2010, 04:58:57 PM
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Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Sergeant Bob on April 01, 2010, 05:08:56 PM
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"Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?"

Yes Francis, if Guam tips over, it will definitely capsize.  :P

I heard the sound bite on Rush today and he (Rush) was a bit sympathetic for the guy because of his health. Hepatitis C I think it is?

However, I can think of no good excuse for someone of such diminished capacity still warming (barely) a seat in Congress.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Waitone on April 01, 2010, 08:39:07 PM
See!  See!  An idiot with a well paying job.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Bigjake on April 01, 2010, 09:28:48 PM
Alright, to preface this comment, I practically grew up in Savannah at my aunts place...


WE NEED TO REANIMATE SHERMAN AND SEND HIM BACK TO WHATEVER DISTRICT VOTED FOR THESE TARDS!  KILL IT, WITH FIRE!


There,  I feel better.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Scout26 on April 01, 2010, 09:30:04 PM
Wow,  Some of my Brain Cells were jumping out of my ears to go choke that moron out.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: makattak on April 01, 2010, 09:32:30 PM
There is only one response to this:

"Rep. Johnson, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Mabs2 on April 01, 2010, 09:46:59 PM
There is only one response to this:

"Rep. Johnson, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: makattak on April 01, 2010, 09:58:57 PM
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

I hate the fact that I like that movie. I just feel dirty. (Happy Gilmore, however, I'm quite happy to like.)
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: KD5NRH on April 01, 2010, 10:24:59 PM
Brought to you by the same voters that gave us Cynthia Mckinney. [barf]

Well, they had to go way downhill after Crazy Cooter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_L._Jones).
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Mabs2 on April 01, 2010, 10:25:30 PM
I hate the fact that I like that movie. I just feel dirty. (Happy Gilmore, however, I'm quite happy to like.)
I like most of his movies.  Why not like them?
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Perd Hapley on April 01, 2010, 11:02:01 PM
Well, there's one with Drew Barrymore.  Yuck.

There's Big Daddy, which was pretty lame.  

The Zohan explored new heights in cinematic wrongness, etc.

I kinda wish he had stopped after Gilmore.  
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: makattak on April 01, 2010, 11:07:15 PM
Well, there's one with Drew Barrymore.  Yuck.

There's Big Daddy, which was pretty lame.  

The Zohan explored new heights in cinematic wrongness, etc.

I kinda wish he had stopped after Gilmore.  

Sounds like my thoughts as well. Except I like Billy Madison, to my shame.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Perd Hapley on April 01, 2010, 11:17:06 PM
I think I prefer Madison to Gilmore, mostly for the classic quotation above.  But also for Chris Farley, Norm MacDonald, and Steve Buscemi was entertaining.  Mostly, though, it's just all about the Bridgette Wilson.   :O
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: sanglant on April 02, 2010, 01:56:48 AM
you don't like the fizzy bubble? blasphemer. [popcorn]
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Mabs2 on April 02, 2010, 02:00:31 AM
Gilmore is probably my favorite of his, with maybe second place a tie with Madison and Mr. Deeds.  Big Daddy was ok, and I still haven't seen Zohan.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Viking on April 02, 2010, 04:28:34 AM
OK.  new rule.  policritters have to have an iq of at least room temperature in order to run.  oh and same for voters.
+eleventybazillion!
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: roo_ster on April 02, 2010, 07:47:05 AM
See!  See!  An idiot with a well paying job.

There is hope for us all.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Viking on April 02, 2010, 07:54:41 AM
If Guam were to tip over, would it be fistful's fault?
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: grampster on April 02, 2010, 09:07:28 AM
Wrenching this back OT:     "Suppose you are an idiot, and suppose you are a congressman.  But I repeat myself."  (Samuel Clemens)
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Sergeant Bob on April 02, 2010, 09:30:39 AM
Wrenching this back OT:     "Suppose you are an idiot, and suppose you are a congressman.  But I repeat myself."  (Samuel Clemens)

So, suppose you are Samuel Clemens, and suppose you are Mark Twain... =D
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: TechMan on April 02, 2010, 10:16:12 AM
If Guam were to tip over, would it be fistful's fault?

Yes it would be fistful's fault.  I also heard that he put the Guam tipping over thought into the congresscritter's head.  =)
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Perd Hapley on April 02, 2010, 10:52:22 AM
You have to admit, it could happen.  Even a congressman agrees with me on that.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: sanglant on April 02, 2010, 05:38:17 PM
So, suppose you are Samuel Clemens, and suppose you are Mark Twain... =D
must be hard to be 2 people, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain) being one is going to kill me. [tinfoil]


[popcorn]

oh that's a joke, it'll kill us all at some point. ;)
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Mabs2 on April 02, 2010, 07:26:31 PM
This man gives me hope.  If he can get a position in Congress, then I can do anything.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: GigaBuist on April 02, 2010, 10:38:03 PM
Well, there's one with Drew Barrymore.  Yuck.

There's two, actually.  The Wedding Singer and 50 First Dates.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Hawkmoon on April 03, 2010, 12:33:03 AM
There is only one response to this:

"Rep. Johnson, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "

Amen, brother.

I really have to award the admiral style points for barely cracking even a hint of a smile when he responded to that litany of idiocy. I could be all in favor of people electing the idiots they deserve, if it were only at a local level. When people in another part of the country impose idiocy such as that on matters that affect me, I am upset.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Perd Hapley on April 03, 2010, 12:37:52 AM
When people in another part of the country impose idiocy such as that on matters that affect me, I am upset.

Meh.  I'm just glad he's not from my state, or district.  'Course Lacy Clay and Claire are no prize pigs, but so far I haven't heard them say anything on that level of dumb blond.  Speaking of which, this makes "I can see Russia from my house" sound like Plato.  Oy vey. 
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: grampster on April 03, 2010, 11:38:33 AM
He's an idiot, but probably less dangerous than what we have in Michigan:  Sen. Levin, Sen. Stabenow (Lenin and StabUnow)  Levin's brother who got Charley Rangel's job, and Rep. "Red" Conyers who's wife just got sent to the federal pen for corruption as a Detroit councilman, and Bart Stupak.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Scout26 on April 03, 2010, 07:50:54 PM
Speaking of which, this makes "I can see Russia from my house" sound like Plato.  Oy vey. 

Sarah Palin never said it.  Whatshername on SNL said it.
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: 280plus on April 03, 2010, 08:01:50 PM
Kudos to the Admiral for keeping a straight face. You can see him fight back a smirk if you watch closely enough.  :laugh:
Title: Re: "Will Guam Tip Over and Capsize?" (Not a 01APR Joke, unfortunately.)
Post by: Perd Hapley on April 03, 2010, 10:34:38 PM
Sarah Palin never said it.  Whatshername on SNL said it.

You mean Tina Fey?  I know, I'm a big fan of both those ladies.  Even so, Sarah Palin could have said that, and the Africa-is-a-country thing, and still be on a whole other level of explosive genius than this warm body they've got in that Congressional seat there.   :facepalm: