They be turned. Have been for some time.
Getting ready to post a hugemongous listing of stickage, after I kick this crap enough to be able to walk down to my basement without worrying that I'll kill myself on the trip. Sitting down is okay. It's the standing up that gets interesting, what with the coughing, gacking, wheezing, and personal fireworks display.
HAVE NOT communed with Mr. Floor yet. But you guys have yet to make me attempt to laugh today.