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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #175 on: April 12, 2008, 05:02:14 AM »
What about buying an old Russian diesel sub???

That could be good for some laughs when we surfaced right behind the pirates after watching them through the periscope.
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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #176 on: April 12, 2008, 05:18:42 AM »
What about buying an old Russian diesel sub???

That could be good for some laughs when we surfaced right behind the pirates after watching them through the periscope.

No, someone would screw up with the toilet and blow the waste back into the head. Ever see a sub toilet?


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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #177 on: April 12, 2008, 05:47:56 AM »
It would be fistful.
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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #178 on: April 12, 2008, 06:28:57 AM »
What about buying an old Russian diesel sub???

That could be good for some laughs when we surfaced right behind the pirates after watching them through the periscope.
There's a foxtrot class sub tied up here in San Diego, as part of the Maritime Museum.
http://www.sdmaritime.com/contentpage.asp?ContentID=177

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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #179 on: April 12, 2008, 06:29:09 AM »
Except on a Russian sub those instructions would be in,,,Russian!  shocked

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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #180 on: April 12, 2008, 06:30:45 AM »
What about buying an old Russian diesel sub???

That could be good for some laughs when we surfaced right behind the pirates after watching them through the periscope.
There's a foxtrot class sub tied up here in San Diego, as part of the Maritime Museum.
http://www.sdmaritime.com/contentpage.asp?ContentID=177
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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #181 on: April 12, 2008, 06:33:13 AM »
You know...USS Midway is here too, doing museum duty...
I know my way around her already, worked at the museum for a while.  It was mostly an excuse to explore the restricted areas of the ship.  I have a fascination with old boats.

How about this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Dolphin_(AGSS-555)

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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #182 on: April 12, 2008, 06:36:28 AM »

You know...USS Midway is here too, doing museum duty...
I know my way around her already, worked at the museum for a while.  It was mostly an excuse to explore the restricted areas of the ship.  I have a fascination with old boats.
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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #183 on: April 12, 2008, 06:37:43 AM »
Somehow I don't think I can get a conventionally powered air craft carrier underway by myself Smiley

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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #184 on: April 12, 2008, 06:40:20 AM »
Somehow I don't think I can get a conventionally powered air craft carrier underway by myself Smiley
You could try! Cheesy. If you succeed, it will be awesome to hunt pirates with it, if you fail, it will be awesomely spectacular to watch you run it up on shore laugh.

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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #185 on: April 12, 2008, 06:41:57 AM »
I don't think I could get it to even move.  Assuming I could get fuel on board, figure out how to start the boilers, somehow run the the engine rooms while steering, get it untied from the pier, and figure out what all the knobs and levers do, I'd probably end up steaming in a straight line, across the bay, and hitting whatever was docked over at North Island.

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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #186 on: April 12, 2008, 08:24:16 AM »
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I have a fascination with old boats.
If you're anywhere near Philly or Jacksonville I'm sure the Adams people would be glad to let you help, which would gain you access to the restricted areas of the ship...  grin

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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #187 on: April 12, 2008, 10:08:48 AM »


IMHO, we want some 'Nam issue 82 foot coastguard patrol boats disguised as fishing charters
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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #188 on: April 12, 2008, 10:58:32 AM »
Is the Midway permanently moored?

Down here in South Carolina, we have the Yorktown permanently moored in Charleston. Lower compartments are flooded, and she sits on the bottom.



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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #189 on: April 12, 2008, 05:15:51 PM »
No, I don't think so.  She's still floating.

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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #190 on: April 12, 2008, 05:21:25 PM »
Would a pirate be more prone to attack a fishing vessel, or a pleasure yacht?
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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #191 on: April 12, 2008, 05:24:40 PM »
When they attack merchant ships they steal personal effects and the contents of the ship's safe, which usually has payroll and such.

I can't see fishing boats being good for much unless they take the whole boat.

Yacht's will have stuff.
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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #192 on: April 12, 2008, 05:34:27 PM »


Yacht's will have stuff.

hehehe. Which is when the crew served weapons come into play!

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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #193 on: April 13, 2008, 12:46:37 AM »
First we need a bilge rat...

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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #194 on: April 13, 2008, 04:48:41 AM »
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No, I don't think so.  She's still floating.

Well, in that case...with enough Evinrudes bolted on the back...

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« Reply #195 on: April 13, 2008, 05:48:15 AM »
Or a very large bar of soap...  laugh
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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #196 on: April 13, 2008, 11:14:12 AM »
I'd want something faster and more maneuverable than a carrier or an old diesel sub.  I wanna be able to outrun the French navy, just on principal.

It turns out that the Captain of the French cruise ship vigorously defended his vessel with, get this, fire hoses.  But then the pirates shot at them with real guns, and the French Captain had no choice but to surrender.
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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #197 on: April 13, 2008, 11:35:08 AM »
I'd want something faster and more maneuverable than a carrier or an old diesel sub.  I wanna be able to outrun the French navy, just on principal.

It turns out that the Captain of the French cruise ship vigorously defended his vessel with, get this, fire hoses.  But then the pirates shot at them with real guns, and the French Captain had no choice but to surrender.
http://www.yahoo.com/s/85655

I swear, you can't make this stuff up!   grin
They atleast tried to defend themselves. Got to give them that. If it wasn't for all the stupid laws about bringing military hardware on a civilian ship, they might've had .30 caliber machineguns brought out...

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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #198 on: April 13, 2008, 11:49:51 AM »
Yup, fire hoses is a standard repel boarders tactic. It does not work well against firearms. The firearms squirt lead a lot farther than the fire hoses squirt water.  Imagine that. rolleyes

I recall us using the 5" / 54s to repel potential boarders one time. NZ IIRC. We had already used firehoses earlier in the day as we were pulling in. Then later they was coming down the pier, we pointed the 5 inchers at them, they turned around.

I'll never forget the 1MC (loudspeaker) "PREPARE TO REPEL BOARDERS!!" We're all like, "WTF,,,HUH?!?" but this weren't no drill.  grin

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Re: Pirates seize French cruise ship
« Reply #199 on: April 14, 2008, 12:57:42 AM »
Would it be more cost effective to "armor up" a yacht, or to disguse an already-armored boat?
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