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Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« on: June 17, 2008, 05:28:57 AM »
This is pretty freakin' bizarre:

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5th human foot washes up on Canada coast
JEREMY HAINSWORTH
Originally published 12:05 a.m., June 17, 2008, updated 12:04 a.m., June 17, 2008

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A fifth human foot in a year has washed ashore off the coast of British Columbia, and this time it's a left one.

Police said two people out for a walk spotted the left foot floating in water off Westham Island on Monday morning.

Delta Police Const. Sharlene Brooks said officials are working with the B.C. Coroner's office to see if this foot is linked to any other partial remains recovered in the province.

Westham Island is at the mouth of the Fraser River, about 15 miles south of Vancouver.

"A passerby noticed a shoe floating in the water, pulled it in and notified police," Brooks said. "We're treating it as a criminal investigation."

While the similarities to the other found feet is strong, she said there's no indication this foot is related to the other cases.

"We're certainly not discounting the possibility that this may be linked to the other recovered feet, but it's just too premature and very speculative for us to even entertain that right now," she said.

The last foot was found May 22 on Kirkland Island in the Fraser River, about one mile away from Monday's discovery.

The first in the series was found nearly a year ago on Jedidiah Island in the Strait of Georgia. Within days, another right foot was found inside a man's Reebok sneaker on nearby Gabriola Island. The third was found in the same area, on the east side of Valdez Island in early February.

The origin on any of the remains is still unknown.

"This might take a long time," Brooks said. "This is not CSI." She said in order to identify the foot, other remains from the body or identifying material such as a DNA would be needed. "It's going to be pretty difficult."

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police has said there's no evidence the feet were severed or removed from the victims' legs by force.

Curtis Ebbesmeyer, an oceanographer based in Seattle, Wash., said when a human body is submerged in the ocean, the main parts like arms, legs, hands, feet and the head are usually what come off the body.

He said his theory is that the feet came along as a result of an accident that might have happened up along the Fraser River, that washed down and spread out along the Straight of Georgia.

Ebbesmeyer said when the third foot was found the feet could have drifted from as far as 1,000 miles away. Ebbesmeyer said the feet could have been severed or detached from their bodies on their own.
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2008, 05:40:32 AM »
THAT'S where my foot collection went! I've been looking all over for them!

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2008, 06:00:05 AM »
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She said in order to identify the foot, other remains from the body or identifying material such as a DNA would be needed.

Is she saying that there's no DNA in your foot ??
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2008, 06:04:13 AM »
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She said in order to identify the foot, other remains from the body or identifying material such as a DNA would be needed.

Is she saying that there's no DNA in your foot ??

I think what they are saying is that a foot by itself is useless, if they are going to figure out who it belonged (belongs?) to they need some DNA to match it to.

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2008, 06:28:17 AM »
Time to buy a foot locker?

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2008, 07:11:14 AM »
That's what happens when you go metric.
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2008, 07:12:47 AM »
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She said in order to identify the foot, other remains from the body or identifying material such as a DNA would be needed.

Is she saying that there's no DNA in your foot ??

I think what they are saying is that a foot by itself is useless, if they are going to figure out who it belonged (belongs?) to they need some DNA to match it to.

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2008, 07:37:26 AM »
Something foul is afoot, I hope the local constabulary doesn't admit defeat.
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2008, 08:38:30 AM »
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2008, 08:41:01 AM »
Well, the evidence trail is at least five feet long...
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2008, 08:41:59 AM »
Canadian police are on the look out for a five legged man . . . with a limp.
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2008, 11:03:47 AM »
I was reading something interesting about this the other day in reference to chirality.

Apparently left feet float differently than right feet; dump them all in the water at the same time and the left feet will all land at one beach and the right feet at another.

Freaky. Something foot is a foul...

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2008, 11:29:35 AM »
A fifth foot?

Wasn't there a TV show about that?

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2008, 12:03:35 PM »
If these feet are coming from rotting corpses, why so many feet, and no other body parts being reported?  Maybe shoes are easy to spot in the water or on the beach, but not bare hands or heads? 
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2008, 12:36:20 PM »
Maybe orcas spit out the feet Huh?
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2008, 02:40:10 PM »
I had heard that Orcas don't like toe jam...

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2008, 02:45:01 PM »
I don't know what's going on, but I bet it involves an evil scientist and a small island.

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2008, 07:55:59 AM »
I don't know what's going on, but I bet it involves an evil scientist and a small island.

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2008, 09:40:24 AM »
Foam rubber in shoes keeping them afloat, while the rest waterlogs and sinks?

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2008, 09:42:49 AM »
I thought they were supposed to find four stones, and then reconstruct the supreme being from a hand to use them to stop evil. Not a "fifth foot".

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2008, 04:01:07 PM »
I was watching Glenn Beck tonight and the ticker on the bottom of the screen said a sixth foot had washed ashore.
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2008, 04:05:44 PM »
are they matching pairs of feet?  Six feet from presumably different persons?

how....vintage are they?

One has to wonder.
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2008, 04:35:37 PM »
It'd be creepy/awesome if a six-legged torso washed ashore.

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2008, 06:44:27 PM »
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While the similarities to the other found feet is strong, she said there's no indication this foot is related to the other cases.

Like they all have 5 toes? 

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I don't know what's going on, but I bet it involves an evil scientist and a small island.

Sounds like the work of an arch-criminal.
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2008, 06:48:32 PM »
I hope there is an investigation hopping along. Need to find out what happened to these poor soles....
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