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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2008, 06:01:15 PM »
What about escargot? 
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2008, 09:38:44 PM »
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Pass the mustard....the brown mustard....please.... 

You whities. grin

Mustard.....The Master Condiment....  police

I agree with the mustard, but there are certain things that go better with Miracle Whip.  (Cheese and Jelly sandwiches for example....)
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2008, 09:41:47 PM »
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2008, 04:52:40 AM »
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Things I like:  horses, leather,  cowgirls, ropes ....

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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2008, 06:41:21 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on June 22, 2008, 12:16:58 PM
Quote from: Charby on June 22, 2008, 11:59:49 AM
They totally forgot Mayonnaise.

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What is it with you white people and your mayo?

Perxactly, Miracle Whip is the only way to go !!!

WRONG!

Duke's Mayo is the only way to fly down here.

Miracle Whip? Why the hell are you eating salad dressing on your sandwich?

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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2008, 06:56:45 AM »
Duke's Mayo is 2nd only to Deep South brand mayo. 

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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #31 on: June 24, 2008, 07:01:58 AM »
Quote from: Avenger29 on June 24, 2008, 05:41:21 AM

Miracle Whip? Why the hell are you eating salad dressing on your sandwich?


Because it tastes better then Mayo (and is healthier !!)
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #32 on: June 24, 2008, 07:04:14 AM »
Duke's mayo tastes rancid to me.
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2008, 07:10:06 AM »
Just take a look at the fat content on the side of a mayo jar.
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2008, 07:12:24 AM »
Yes maned, we know it has fat in it.  The key is not to eat it every day. 

I can't remember the last time I had mayo Sad

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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #35 on: June 24, 2008, 07:31:51 AM »
Quote from: mtnbkr on June 24, 2008, 06:12:24 AM

I can't remember the last time I had mayo Sad

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Panera and the associated chains have gotten smacked by nutritionists lately for smearing huge blops of mayo and mayo sauce on ALL their sandwiches, which blows any "healthy" notions away. Granted, it's educated consumers, but some of the hot sandwiches are premade and not available without the sauce.

That, and their nutritional information says, in tinytinytiny letters, "half sandwich". So when you see 550 calories, you think it's the sandwich, not realizing that's only HALF, and it's really 1100 calories. shocked

I agree, mayo in moderation is okay, (I just don't personally like it) it's just that a lot of people will go eat Panera every day for lunch, and probably don't realize how much of it they're eating.
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2008, 08:04:27 AM »
Takes me a good 6 months plus to go through a jar of mayo.  I only use it on tunafish sandwiches.  Granted its on potato bread with potato chips, but hey, at least I drink a glass of orange juice with it.  cheesy
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2008, 08:21:59 AM »
Combinations....

How about cowgirls and mayo?
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #38 on: June 24, 2008, 09:34:43 AM »
If you're putting mayo on your cowgirls, you're doing something wrong.
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #39 on: June 24, 2008, 10:05:06 AM »
Quote from: Headless Thompson Gunner on June 24, 2008, 08:34:43 AM
If you're putting mayo on your cowgirls, you're doing something wrong.

Exactly.....that's what BBQ sauce is for... Wink
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #40 on: June 24, 2008, 10:53:55 AM »
Quote from: Manedwolf on June 24, 2008, 06:10:06 AM
Just take a look at the fat content on the side of a mayo jar.

DUH!

No one ever called mayo a health food, for god's sakes.
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #41 on: June 24, 2008, 11:01:09 AM »
Quote from: Manedwolf on June 24, 2008, 06:10:06 AM
Just take a look at the fat content on the side of a mayo jar.

You realize that mayonnaise is nothing but oil with a little egg whipped in, right?

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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #42 on: June 24, 2008, 11:32:23 AM »
Look, don't get Mane started.  It's either lecturing us on mayo or he'll go into paragraphs on HFC. grin

El Tejon=never had mayo, never will, but I confess to an A&W Creme Soda in my past.  I will go to yoga and then to Wing Chun as penance for my sin. grin
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #43 on: June 24, 2008, 12:15:26 PM »
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You realize that mayonnaise is nothing but oil with a little egg whipped in, right?

Mmmmmmm  cool
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #44 on: June 24, 2008, 07:55:01 PM »
Quote from: Avenger29 on June 24, 2008, 05:41:21 AM
WRONG!

Duke's Mayo is the only way to fly down here.

Miracle Whip? Why the hell are you eating salad dressing on your sandwich?

My wife, being from North Carolina, buys cases of Duke's mayo online.  We live in Oregon.
She won't eat any other kind.  It is good stuff.
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #45 on: June 24, 2008, 08:22:09 PM »
"Miracle Whip? Why the hell are you eating salad dressing on your sandwich?"

I like Miracle Whip on my sandwiches, too.

Don't like it?

Tough.

Keep your ass out of my kitchen.
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #46 on: June 24, 2008, 09:15:31 PM »
My mother used to make her own mayo for passover.  That stuff was farking awesome.  Virgin olive oil and some mustard seed, add egg and WOW! that was stuff was great. 

Not bland sandwich mayo.  Of course, that stuff requires the perfect vehicle.  Hand-made passover matzah is perfect, but it's a little seasonal, ludicrously expensive, and a little hard to get a hold of if you're an outsider.  Good stuff though. 

See, there's mayo and then there's mayo.

And every brit I know thinks we're insane and should be eating some strange thing called salad cream that Meijers has in their foreign foods aisle for about eight bucks a bottle.  And it's lemony yellow.   undecided
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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #47 on: June 24, 2008, 09:27:17 PM »
Japanese mayo. That's the sort that scares me, because of the bottle. It's...like silicone.



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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #48 on: June 24, 2008, 09:54:49 PM »
I'm sitting over here with some popcorn enjoying the bickering over mayo vs. Miracle Whip. cheesy

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Re: Things White People Like
« Reply #49 on: June 25, 2008, 05:03:33 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on June 24, 2008, 07:22:09 PM
"Miracle Whip? Why the hell are you eating salad dressing on your sandwich?"

I like Miracle Whip on my sandwiches, too.

Don't like it?

Tough.

Keep your ass out of my kitchen.

Ditto

For lunch today I have a ham, capicola, pepperoni and provolone Wonder Bread sandwich, with Miracle Whip on it.

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