The following is a transcript of Paris Hilton's energy plan, from her spoof campaign ad. She's supposed to be making fun of McCain, but she OWNS Obama, by having an energy plan at least five times more sensible.
Why don`t we do a hybrid of both candidates` ideas? We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. That way, the offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick in, which will then create new jobs and energy independence. Energy crisis solved.
BARRY!! How long can you keep this up, bro? Paris Planking Hilton sounds more presidential than you do.
Good grief.