It would be interesting to call the same police department in Charelston and report that someone assulted you, then explain it was a chemical attack. I think they would be upset that you were wasting their time.
That's because I am a pleeb, not worthy of the respect due to an officer of the law.
on the other hand, I remember the first time I witnessed such an attack. Horrendous, it was.
In the college dormatory bathrooms, standing at the line of sinks, the victim, 20 yrs old, shaving, with only a worn, institutional issue white towel wrapped around his midsection.
Another similarly-clad male student of aproximately the same age, after a meal of uncertain origin, pressed his glutes firmly against the glutes of the shaver, pinning the shaver between the sink and the assailant and opened fire.
BRRRRRPTTT.
Much running and screaming ensued. I'm still laughing 25 yrs later.
Oh, by the way, that reminds me... you can set farts on fire. Best done while wearing denim or heavier trousers.
