"I'm not really retired anyways."
You get a paycheck?
No?
You're retired!
Or a bum.
Take your pick.
Mike, I'm disappointed in you, here are some better descriptive terms:
Useless Eater
Drain on Society
Oxygen Waster
Baby Daddy
Housemaid
Manservant
Gold-digger
Feel free to add more !!!
(I guess the only time I'll ever get a ride on the
Sugar Momma is to drop me off in deep water wearing cement shoes......
)