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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2009, 05:18:46 PM »
Quote from: Chrissy on August 06, 2009, 04:13:14 PM
Wow, this place is way different than the board I was on.  Everyone is so friendly and helpful

Not I.  I am mean.  Mean, mean, mean. 
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2009, 05:33:58 PM »
welcome to the madness

newbies buy the ammo! (can't believe you guys forgot that old saw)
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2009, 05:46:49 PM »
Quote from: Ron on August 06, 2009, 05:33:58 PM
welcome to the madness

newbies buy the ammo! (can't believe you guys forgot that old saw)

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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2009, 06:10:42 PM »
Welcome to the party, Chrissy.....just a few warnings....

1. You're joining a very elite group (APS). In fact, you'll be in an elite group within the elite group (Women of APS). And you'll have a lot to live up to.....one of our ladies here enjoys writing closing legal arguements...while in labor....another can kill a man at 100yds with a stiletto...not the knife, the shoe....as well as the occasional visits from porn stars and furries....so, if you're worried that we'll think you strange....forget it....you're going to have to work hard to make it up to boring.....

2. Occasionally, the APS members pick out a random member and try to kill him.....I was the Jan 2008 choice....and, by joining, you're in the lottery for the 2010 slot....

3. If you eat your bologna sandwich with mayo, you're weird. If you eat your bologna sandwich with Miracle Whip, you're qualified to be a moderator....

4. If you love Ron Paul, be sure to tell El Tejon....he'll send you Chee-tos....


Good luck....  =D
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2009, 06:20:11 PM »
welcome from one of the resident ladies on this board.(no, apperently i dont' get mention with special talents :-P )

if you want a gun centric board without male... errr... issues, in addition to THR, try 'women and guns', which caters specifically to the female shooter.

BTW, fisty is harmless, really. and if he's being annoying, just throw a shoe at him  :laugh:


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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2009, 06:24:07 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on August 06, 2009, 06:20:11 PM
welcome from one of the resident ladies on this board.(no, apperently i dont' get mention with special talents :-P )


Well....you need to step it up....maybe you could make someone a sandwich and throw LadySmith into a tizzy....  =D
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2009, 06:27:00 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on August 06, 2009, 06:24:07 PM
Well....you need to step it up....maybe you could make someone a sandwich and throw LadySmith into a tizzy....  =D

actually i think me and lady smith are joining forces. you have been warned  =D (i may just force feed you a bologne sammich with MAYO while she beans you on the head with a shoe)

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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2009, 06:29:25 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on August 06, 2009, 06:27:00 PM
actually i think me and lady smith are joining forces. you have been warned  =D (i may just force feed you a bologne sammich with MAYO while she beans you on the head with a shoe)

I think you're describing the fantasy life of a few of our members.  Expect some PMs.   :lol:
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2009, 06:31:58 PM »
Quote from: fistful on August 06, 2009, 06:29:25 PM
I think you're describing the fantasy life of a few of our members.  Expect some PMs.   :lol:


oh right....

thats why i kept a low profile  :O


i kid, i kid. i never do anything to rock the boat  :angel:
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2009, 06:34:59 PM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on August 06, 2009, 04:04:58 PM
Chrissy, this is the BS board.  We talk everything here, and are largely only bound together as an interest group by our domain name:  Armed Polite Society.  You're probably familiar with it as a Heinlein quote from one of his books?  "An armed society is a polite society."

So... we're all firearms owners but we tend to talk all sorts of stuff.

Got a question, bring it here.  If we don't know, we'll try to point you in the right direction.

Welcome!
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2009, 06:36:27 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on August 06, 2009, 06:31:58 PM
i kid, i kid. i never do anything to rock the boat  :angel:

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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2009, 06:38:27 PM »
Oh, and welcome.
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2009, 07:18:47 PM »
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actually i think me and lady smith are joining forces. you have been warned  grin (i may just force feed you a bologne sammich with MAYO while she beans you on the head with a shoe)
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2009, 07:44:07 PM »
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actually i think me and lady smith are joining forces. you have been warned  grin (i may just force feed you a bologne sammich with MAYO while she beans you on the head with a shoe)

SWEET! I'll be sending my phone number soon.

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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2009, 09:13:42 PM »
Haha, you guys/gals are funny and a lot of fun.  I'm not scared and I'll work hard to live up to the standards.  I'm just glad there are other women on this board. 

BTW - No need to watch yourselves (i.e. forgetting you're not discussing things with just guys).  Just go about what you normally do and I'll chime in whenever.   =)
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2009, 09:28:51 PM »
Quote from: Chrissy on August 06, 2009, 09:13:42 PM
Haha, you guys/gals are funny and a lot of fun.  I'm not scared and I'll work hard to live up to the standards.  I'm just glad there are other women on this board. 

BTW - No need to watch yourselves (i.e. forgetting you're not discussing things with just guys).  Just go about what you normally do and I'll chime in whenever.   =)
Oh, how foolish the new ones are...
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2009, 09:43:35 PM »
Quote from: Ron on August 06, 2009, 05:33:58 PM
welcome to the madness

newbies buy the ammo! (can't believe you guys forgot that old saw)

WTH? Ammo AND beer.  I'll need a lot of both, it's been a long, long time.  =D
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2009, 09:50:19 PM »
Quote from: The Viking on August 06, 2009, 09:28:51 PM
Oh, how foolish the new ones are...
:laugh: =D

well, she keeps coming back, we haven't managed to scare her off yet.

obviously, she's tough enough to handle this crowd.

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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2009, 09:56:23 PM »
Hi chrissy.  Welcome to APS.  Most of the posters here are poseurs and are inmates in either state prisons or homes for the droopy eyed and drooling set.  Myself and El Tejon are their keepers and we promise to filter their comments. :police:

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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2009, 10:00:30 PM »
Girls, women? Pah everyone knows there are no women on the internets!, right? They're all just 45 year old men pretending to be 16 year old girls. Don't ask how I know...

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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2009, 10:01:53 PM »
Quote from: RaspberrySurprise on August 06, 2009, 10:00:30 PM
Girls, women? Pah everyone knows there are no women on the internets, right? They're all just 45 year old men pretending to be 16 year old girls. Don't ask how I know...

I am NOT 45.  :mad:
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2009, 10:15:13 PM »
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2009, 10:43:37 PM »
Quote from: BridgeWalker on August 06, 2009, 10:01:53 PM
I am NOT 45.  :mad:

But you did something the other day that pretty well proved your femaleness.  By the way, how is the new little one, BW?

And welcome aboard, Chrissy.  Newbies are welcome, fistful is the resident scapegoat, and grampster was lying through his teeth about he and El Tejon keeping the rest of us in line.  =D
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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2009, 10:55:50 PM »
Quote from: Chrissy on August 06, 2009, 09:13:42 PM
I'm not scared

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Re: Hello.....newbie here
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2009, 11:06:41 PM »
Quote from: RocketMan on August 06, 2009, 10:43:37 PM
But you did something the other day that pretty well proved your femaleness.  By the way, how is the new little one, BW?

She's good.  Sleeping at the moment, taking a break from all the eating and pooping.  Back up to her birth weight, which is quite good.  She lost just about 10% in her first 36 hours, which is ok, but just on the edge of ok.  Gained it back at record time though, so I can quit worrying about her getting enough to eat. 

Haven't heard from the in-laws since Sunday, when they announced they were gonna hold off visiting until the end of the week.  Dunno what's going on there, but it'll keep.

Took her up to clinic today on a class break, so's I could show her off to co-workers.  They were suitably impressed.

In other news, I wore pre-pregnancy jeans today, because I am just that amazing.
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