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The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« on: September 23, 2009, 12:17:08 PM »
"Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" 

Do NOT waste your money

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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2009, 12:23:08 PM »
I don't think you were the intended demographic.

But to each their own...
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2009, 12:30:45 PM »
You've obviously never seen Zardoz.
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2009, 12:37:22 PM »
I saw the coming attractions.

Did you see it with a very young child?

If not, are you five years old yourself?
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2009, 12:39:43 PM »
The meatball is evil.
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2009, 12:44:41 PM »
Meatball pizza is God. I worship meatball pizza.
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2009, 12:45:50 PM »
If I can pick an old movie, I'll vote for Shenna.  You get a story line that is somewhere between impossible and highly unlikely, fake zebras, bad acting, and Tanya Roberts in (and out) of a loin cloth.
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2009, 12:57:28 PM »
I like a meatball sammich
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2009, 01:04:55 PM »
Wife took my kids to see it this last weekend while I was gone fishing.  They both loved it.  I don't think you're in the target demographic, chrissy.....
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2009, 03:02:54 PM »
It's based on a picture book that was read to my class in kindergarten...

We're definately not the target demographic.
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2009, 04:20:09 PM »
Quote from: Chrissy on September 23, 2009, 12:17:08 PM
"Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" 

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Just wait......WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE opens October 16th....  =D
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2009, 05:06:39 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on September 23, 2009, 04:20:09 PM

Just wait......WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE opens October 16th....  =D

I loved that book as a kid.
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2009, 05:22:37 PM »
Quote from: griz on September 23, 2009, 12:45:50 PM
If I can pick an old movie, I'll vote for Shenna.  You get a story line that is somewhere between impossible and highly unlikely, fake zebras, bad acting, and Tanya Roberts in (and out) of a loin cloth.
Actually, I was thinking that if they had NOT put Tanya Roberts in there, then it would have been the stupidest movie ever.  They were obviously smart enough to realize they needed more than just the bad storyline and animals.  There are lots of movies that forgot even that.  I guess you could argue that she was the stupid for taking the role.


The brings a funny thought.  I went to see District 9 and they had a preview for the Megan Fox movie coming out where she is possessed and likes to feed on young men.  The preview basically started out with her essentially skinny dipping (PG) in a lake.  My first thought (as a single guy) was they should have just stopped the preview right there.  The rest just made it more uninteresting.    :D  
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2009, 06:32:14 PM »
Anything with Kevin Costner
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2009, 06:33:28 PM »
I liked The Postman - especially the dialogue with Tom Petty.   =D
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2009, 06:43:21 PM »
The Creature Wasn't Nice (aka) Spaceship with Cindy (Laverne and Shirley) Williams.


12 year olds on a sugar buzz get to make a movie with $75 worth of props.  The horrible acting is just the bonus.

Makes Zardoz look like Gone with the Wind.
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2009, 07:23:51 PM »
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2009, 07:50:19 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on September 23, 2009, 04:20:09 PM

Just wait......WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE opens October 16th....  =D
Fantastic book.  I'll go see the movie.  I really hope they don't blow it.
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2009, 08:18:13 PM »
Tops on my all time bad movie list is Andy Warhol's "Frankenstein".  Ugh...with neck bolts.
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2009, 08:43:44 PM »
find a copy of brotherhood of death starring roy jefferson and duane thomas
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2009, 08:51:12 PM »
Worst movie I've ever seen was "It's Pat".
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2009, 11:16:53 PM »
ZARDOZ



Nothing like it before or since.
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2009, 11:36:53 PM »
Quote from: Physics on September 23, 2009, 08:51:12 PM
Worst movie I've ever seen was "It's Pat".

So long as we're on the subject of SNL-related comedies, try Master of Disguise.  Dana Carvey was not the best talent to emerge from that show.
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2009, 11:55:09 PM »
Quote from: Gewehr98 on September 23, 2009, 06:33:28 PM
I liked The Postman - especially the dialogue with Tom Petty.   =D

The book was worse.
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Re: The Stupidest Movie I Ever Saw
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2009, 11:58:03 PM »
Honestly I kinda liked Zardoz.
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