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Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« on: August 28, 2010, 07:22:27 PM »
I saw an ad for a movie featuring Robert DeNiro and Steven Segal. At first I thought I heard the ad wrong, so I checked on it, and it's true. The movie is "Machete".

From the little I read about it, the movie is getting good reviews. The trailer looked awful.

Nothing good can come from this. ;)
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2010, 08:37:13 PM »
With any luck they cut each other's head off. That would be cool!  [popcorn]
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2010, 08:50:28 PM »
Did you ever notice that Steven Segal runs like a girl? :laugh:
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2010, 08:53:33 PM »
No but I saw him riding a horsie in some movie recentlyand he was looking a mite skeered by the whole thing if you ask me.  You could tell he wasn't much of a rider. :lol:
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2010, 09:28:57 PM »
Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba shooting stuff can come from that.  ;)
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2010, 12:35:05 AM »
Forget Steven Segal.  Danny Trejo FTW.

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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2010, 09:53:21 AM »
They did mention both Jessica Alba and nudity in the same blurb but if I went it'd just be for the artic,,,errrr, I mean the story line which I'm sure is excellent.  :angel:
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2010, 10:03:55 AM »
Jessica Alba, nekkid?   >:D
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2010, 11:52:32 AM »
Not sure but the blurb did say something aboiut excessive violence and nuditity.  =D
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2010, 12:11:34 PM »
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Not sure but the blurb did say something aboiut excessive violence and nuditity. 


What if the nudity is Steven Seagull?   [barf]  That would cause me to become excessively violent!
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2010, 01:34:53 PM »
Wow, didn't think of that. One can only hope that is not the case!  :O  [barf]
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2010, 01:36:36 PM »
Quote from: 280plus on August 29, 2010, 01:34:53 PM
Wow, didn't think of that. One can only hope that is not the case!  :O  [barf]

I just hope it isn't Danny Trejo.
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2010, 03:23:54 PM »
then there's the part where the border jumper is the hero. [tinfoil] wonder who THE obama got to wright it? [popcorn]
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2010, 06:27:56 PM »
Quote from: dm1333 on August 29, 2010, 12:11:34 PM


What if the nudity is Steven Seagull?   [barf]  That would cause me to become excessively violent!
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2010, 06:50:00 PM »
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2010, 12:37:08 PM »
So, is Danny Trejo's character supposed to be the same knife-tossing dude from "Desperado?"
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2010, 12:46:44 PM »
Not that I can tell.

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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2010, 12:47:07 PM »
He has bigger knives this time.
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2010, 01:09:32 PM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on September 03, 2010, 12:37:08 PM
So, is Danny Trejo's character supposed to be the same knife-tossing dude from "Desperado?"

It was based on the character from the "Grindhouse" trailers ("Machete", "Nazi Werewolf Women from Outer Space =D" "Don't!") which may or may not be based on the "Desperado" character.
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2010, 03:55:42 PM »
Quote from: sanglant on August 30, 2010, 03:23:54 PM
then there's the part where the border jumper is the hero. [tinfoil] wonder who THE obama got to wright it? [popcorn]

That ruined it for me...that, and the push to politicize it into an anti-Arizona, anti-border security Nerf bat to beat conservatives into submission.....  :mad:

I may see it one day....but only in a way that doesn't put money into that studio's pocket....maybe I'll get a bootleg copy from Mexico.....  ;)
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2010, 04:22:33 PM »
china does better bootlegs. they do own the machines that make the real ones, after all. [popcorn]
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2010, 04:47:19 PM »
Quote from: Sergeant Bob on September 05, 2010, 01:09:32 PM
It was based on the character from the "Grindhouse" trailers ("Machete", "Nazi Werewolf Women from Outer Space =D" "Don't!") which may or may not be based on the "Desperado" character.

The Desperado character was just muscle for a drug cartel.  Isn't the Machete character a Federale?  Not that the two can't be the same...
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2010, 01:51:03 AM »
This looks like it may be good for a cheap rental/rot your brain one night type deal...
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Re: Say it ain't so: Steven Segal and DeNiro together in a movie
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2010, 01:21:04 PM »
I can't find it again but I saw a review yesterday that said the movie is basically a political film aimed purely at making people who oppose illegal immigration into demons. I guess I'll reverse course and NOT see this movie.
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