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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #125 on: June 15, 2011, 11:41:19 AM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on June 15, 2011, 10:13:32 AM
*snort* actually, the assasign tasked bots look like christina hendrix. We find that they come back to base with no damage.

Are they articulate?  And do they come with a "good Bible"???   :P
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #126 on: June 15, 2011, 12:21:17 PM »
Yo-Saf-Liz ?

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #127 on: June 15, 2011, 01:48:03 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on June 15, 2011, 10:13:32 AM
*snort* actually, the assasign tasked bots look like christina hendrix. We find that they come back to base with no damage.

That'll be my first clue.....  ;)
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #128 on: June 15, 2011, 01:56:14 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on June 15, 2011, 10:13:32 AM
*snort* actually, the assasign tasked bots look like christina hendrix. We find that they come back to base with no damage.

That's why I don't kiss 'em on the mouth.
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #129 on: June 15, 2011, 03:03:05 PM »
Quote from: AmbulanceDriver on June 15, 2011, 11:41:19 AM
Are they articulate?  And do they come with a "good Bible"???   :P

Or myth, depending on the targets tastes...
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #130 on: June 15, 2011, 11:39:22 PM »
Well looky-here, new female on board related foolishness.  And I almost missed it. 

I'm all in favor of marriage, even though my spouse ran off in the past year.  So did my dog. 

I miss my dog more.

Wouldn't mind trying out a wife, but not so much on a permanent basis.  Anyone want to lend me a wife for say, three weeks or so? 
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #131 on: June 15, 2011, 11:42:55 PM »
Quote from: BridgeRunner on June 15, 2011, 11:39:22 PM
I'm all in favor of marriage, even though my spouse ran off in the past year.  So did my dog. 

I miss my dog more.

 =D  Win!

Quote from: BridgeRunner on June 15, 2011, 11:39:22 PM
Wouldn't mind trying out a wife, but not so much on a permanent basis.  Anyone want to lend me a wife for say, three weeks or so? 

I would, but mine ran off too.  Regardless, I wouldn't do that to you.  :P
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #132 on: June 15, 2011, 11:50:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick1911 on June 15, 2011, 11:42:55 PM
=D  Win!

Truth.

My dog never lied to me.

And the dog smelled better.

And was more self-sufficient.

And took better care of me and my kids.

And enjoyed going for a run with me from time to time.

Damn, I miss my dog.
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #133 on: June 15, 2011, 11:58:00 PM »
Sorry to hear that you didn't recover your doggy.  :'(

I love mine to death, don't know what I'd do without them.
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #134 on: June 16, 2011, 12:30:47 AM »
Ah, more members of the NGMA club (never getting married again). Welcome aboard!
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #135 on: June 16, 2011, 04:07:54 AM »
Quote from: BridgeRunner on June 15, 2011, 11:39:22 PM
Anyone want to lend me a wife for say, three weeks or so?  


You can have mine !!!!  I'll even pay for shipping !!!  >:D >:D

Quote from: MrsSmith on June 16, 2011, 12:30:47 AM
Ah, more members of the NGMA club (never getting married again). Welcome aboard!

BR is a charter member of both the NGMA and APS.  =D ;)

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #136 on: June 16, 2011, 05:29:10 AM »
Quote from: BridgeRunner on June 15, 2011, 11:50:00 PM
Truth.

My dog never lied to me.

And the dog smelled better.

And was more self-sufficient.

And took better care of me and my kids.

And enjoyed going for a run with me from time to time.

Damn, I miss my dog.

Ouch.

Not sayin' it's unjustified, given that you were there and I wasn't, and from your posts WRT various... issues over the years, it sounds ENTIRELY justified - but still, ouch.

Well done.  And once more, my sympathies on that regard.

But I'm not lending out my wife.  And we don't have a dog (because of her allergies.  We'd LIKE to have one, otherwise).
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #137 on: June 16, 2011, 06:44:31 AM »
Quote from: Fitz on June 09, 2011, 01:00:53 PM
Am I the only happily married guy on this board? >:D

I got a dog for my wife a few years ago.
best trade I ever made.

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #138 on: June 16, 2011, 06:55:33 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on June 16, 2011, 04:07:54 AM
You can have mine !!!!  I'll even pay for shipping !!!  >:D >:D

MOD!!!!! Scout's being mean to me!   :laugh:
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #139 on: June 16, 2011, 12:13:21 PM »
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Wouldn't mind trying out a wife, but not so much on a permanent basis.  Anyone want to lend me a wife for say, three weeks or so?

Isn't what you really need a Mexican maid/nanny  ???

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #140 on: June 16, 2011, 12:50:48 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on June 16, 2011, 12:13:21 PM
Isn't what you really need a Mexican maid/nanny  ???

Well, that covers a few wifely duties.  ;)
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #141 on: June 16, 2011, 12:51:27 PM »
Quote from: BridgeRunner on June 16, 2011, 06:55:33 AM
MOD!!!!! Scout's being mean to me!   :laugh:

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #142 on: June 16, 2011, 12:55:39 PM »
Quote from: BridgeRunner on June 16, 2011, 06:55:33 AM
MOD!!!!! Scout's being mean to me!   :laugh:

Should I point and laugh, or just cover my mouth and giggle?
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #143 on: June 16, 2011, 01:01:21 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on June 16, 2011, 12:55:39 PM
Should I point and laugh, or just cover my mouth and giggle?

I'd go for both, personally  =D
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #144 on: June 16, 2011, 01:24:53 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on June 16, 2011, 12:55:39 PM
Should I point and laugh, or just cover my mouth and giggle?


More like bring out the beer and popcorn while I set up the lawn chairs to watch what's coming next....  [popcorn] [popcorn] [popcorn]
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #145 on: June 16, 2011, 01:43:14 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on June 16, 2011, 12:13:21 PM
Isn't what you really need a Mexican maid/nanny  ???

I'd go for both, personally.
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #146 on: June 16, 2011, 03:35:36 PM »
What's a maid anyway?
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #147 on: June 16, 2011, 04:03:12 PM »
Quote from: Lanius on June 16, 2011, 03:35:36 PM
What's a maid anyway?

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maid

I've gathered from your posts that you aren't from/in the US.  If I might inquire, where about in the world are you from?
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #148 on: June 16, 2011, 05:08:10 PM »
I live in the kleptoanarchy sometimes referred to as the Czech Republic. Mostly. I was born in Czechoslovakia...

Ah. A maid is a domestic servant. I was kind of worried it's one of them japanese fetish oddities.
Funny thing.. one branch of my family had a domestic servant... under communism. The wife was rather ambitious and didn't want to do housework in addition to having a career..
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #149 on: June 16, 2011, 05:29:55 PM »
See, everybody ought to have a maid, someone who you hire when you're short of help, to offer you the sort of help you never get from a spouse...

Apologies to Sondheim.  And Plautus.  :laugh:
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