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Re: New Here
« Reply #125 on: September 08, 2011, 01:39:56 PM »
Oh come on now, don't tell me you didn't get a lil kick outta that?

I can come over and kick him if you'd like.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #126 on: September 08, 2011, 05:15:40 PM »
She doesn't need any help from you, dweeb
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Re: New Here
« Reply #127 on: September 08, 2011, 06:17:09 PM »
So you are a Green Bay fan?

Define "fan".  I root for them, sure, but I am by no means a hard core-gotta watch every game or else- fan.  I'm the odd one in the family that way I guess.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #128 on: September 09, 2011, 12:54:23 AM »
He is one of the best men I have had the pleasure of knowing, and Spoon is pretty awesome, too.

Yea, he's an alright guy.  Don't tell him, it'll feed his ego.  Unleashing the whee one on him would be good for deflating said ego when he inevitably gets pwned by an 8 year old.

I'll hopefully be stopping by around the holidays.  Hope to meet ya then.  Strings and bedlamite can vouch that I'm the voice of reason and sanity in that bunch.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #129 on: September 09, 2011, 01:06:06 AM »
>Strings and bedlamite can vouch that I'm the voice of reason and sanity in that bunch.<

Who was it, wanted to steal the sub and shell Chicago?

Who was it, tried stealing a Soviet attack helicopter?

Should I go on?
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Re: New Here
« Reply #130 on: September 09, 2011, 01:07:22 AM »
Who's the greater fool; the fool, or the fool who hangs out with him?  :P
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Re: New Here
« Reply #131 on: September 09, 2011, 01:33:26 AM »
>Strings and bedlamite can vouch that I'm the voice of reason and sanity in that bunch.<

Who was it, wanted to steal the sub and shell Chicago?

Who was it, tried stealing a Soviet attack helicopter?

Should I go on?
I fail to see any lack of sanity in either example.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #132 on: September 09, 2011, 05:47:19 AM »
Yea, he's an alright guy.  Don't tell him, it'll feed his ego.  Unleashing the whee one on him would be good for deflating said ego when he inevitably gets pwned by an 8 year old.



Hell Mike has that experience but yet Abby was younger. :lol:
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Re: New Here
« Reply #133 on: September 09, 2011, 06:49:26 AM »
Yea, he's an alright guy.  Don't tell him, it'll feed his ego.  Unleashing the whee one on him would be good for deflating said ego when he inevitably gets pwned by an 8 year old.

I'll hopefully be stopping by around the holidays.  Hope to meet ya then.  Strings and bedlamite can vouch that I'm the voice of reason and sanity in that bunch.

Gonna warn ya, I'm REALLY shy around new people.  Strings found that out first time we met.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #134 on: September 09, 2011, 07:27:20 AM »
I fail to see any lack of sanity in either example.

Yep, seemed reasonable to me. I can still come up there and kick him.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #135 on: September 09, 2011, 08:18:34 PM »
She doesn't need any help from you, dweeb

Really?  I thought I needed all the help I could get!  lol  Oh wait, maybe that's not quite what you meant.  :p
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Re: New Here
« Reply #136 on: September 09, 2011, 08:32:16 PM »
Gonna warn ya, I'm REALLY shy around new people.  Strings found that out first time we met.

No problem....if you feel nervous here on APS, just imagine that you're talking to all of us in one large room....and that we're all naked...

....Not only will that not make you think about being nervous....it might actually be true....


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Re: New Here
« Reply #137 on: September 09, 2011, 08:45:49 PM »
I can hide behind my laptop screen on here.  lol  Different then being around people in one room.  I fidget a LOT around new people, almost like being way too caffinated.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #138 on: September 09, 2011, 09:41:09 PM »
I can hide behind my laptop screen on here.  lol  Different then being around people in one room.  I fidget a LOT around new people, almost like being way too caffinated.

Put a little piece of tape over the laptops webcam. Just to be sure.

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Re: New Here
« Reply #139 on: September 09, 2011, 10:33:26 PM »
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Re: New Here
« Reply #140 on: September 09, 2011, 11:07:11 PM »
Anyone else hear Sheldon from Big Bang Theory doing the voice for that?
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Re: New Here
« Reply #141 on: September 09, 2011, 11:09:07 PM »
I can hide behind my laptop screen on here.  lol  Different then being around people in one room.  I fidget a LOT around new people, almost like being way too caffinated.

Who was it that got a copy of the program that the IT guy from the Penna school system put into the school computers so that he could ... well, you remember.  I'm sure someone could slip it into her HD unobserved.

Or what good is all this talent we have around here anyhow?

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Re: New Here
« Reply #142 on: September 10, 2011, 12:02:17 AM »
Skid, I think we should retask one of the LEO recon satellites we hacked into.  Some good VL and IR overheads might be useful.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #143 on: September 10, 2011, 12:14:59 AM »
Who was it that got a copy of the program that the IT guy from the Penna school system put into the school computers so that he could ... well, you remember.  I'm sure someone could slip it into her HD unobserved.

Or what good is all this talent we have around here anyhow?

stay safe.

Why, am I suddenly getting worried?  lol
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Re: New Here
« Reply #144 on: September 10, 2011, 01:15:36 AM »
What's this 6 page thread here?

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Re: New Here
« Reply #145 on: September 10, 2011, 01:34:29 AM »
What's this 6 page thread here?

Oh, iz a gurl.

Hullo, teh noo gurl.  Welome.

Hi there.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #146 on: September 10, 2011, 01:59:41 AM »
I could probably get the program on her HD.

Of course, she'd figure out it was me, and probably use something sharp and point to seperate things I've grown kinda attached to.

Which, knowing some of the folks on here, is probably considered a feature, not a bug...
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Re: New Here
« Reply #147 on: September 10, 2011, 10:19:57 AM »
I could probably get the program on her HD.

Of course, she'd figure out it was me, and probably use something sharp and point to seperate things I've grown kinda attached to.

Which, knowing some of the folks on here, is probably considered a feature, not a bug...

No idea to what you are referring to, Strings.  I is little angel.  Can't you see my nice shiny halo?
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Re: New Here
« Reply #148 on: September 10, 2011, 05:27:49 PM »
Did I miss the sammiches?

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Re: New Here
« Reply #149 on: September 10, 2011, 05:33:06 PM »
Did I miss the sammiches?

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Nope.....still waiting for wimmins to make sammiches.
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