R.I.P. Scout26
Hungry but don't feel like cooking. Looks like a couple chocolate chip cookies and a glass of milk. It's good to be a grown up but it would be better if there was someone around here to cook for me. :(
Be there in ... oh well. Sounds delicious! Enjoy!
How soon before Dumb ass (tm) gets back and you can chain him to the stove ?
Cookies and milk.
Boy can't cook. He bought shrimp (at the store, first big no-no in a shrimping community), then added vinegar to the Old Bay seasoning. In addition to just being wrong he stunk up the house for three days. Another time he made pork chops. Took them out of the package, put them in a skillet, when they turned white, he took them out. No seasoning, nothing. I was kind of hoping they weren't cooked sufficiently and he'd get some sort of parasite. I already told you about his purchase of inferior bacon. There were several other instances as well. I do NOT eat anything he's prepared. No. Cookies and milk.
Since I'm going to live. I'm having Taco's.