Author Topic: Mtnbkr is such a trusting soul.... (Read 2130 times)

K Frame · « **on:** June 03, 2006, 02:34:31 PM »

I'm sitting here on his computer, his dog is at my feet, and he, his wife, and their daughter aren't back yet.

Yep, he gave me a key (EVIL grin...)

Any suggestions on what I should do to show him the error in being too trusting? Cheesy

280plus · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2006, 02:37:02 PM »

So many possibilities, so little time... Tongue

Twycross · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2006, 03:05:15 PM »

I think SOP is to fill the victim's showerhead with purple Kool-aid and spread cling-wrap over the toilet seat.

But my info might be out of date.

Chuck Dye · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2006, 03:07:57 PM »

No, the plastic wrap goes over the bowl, not the seat! If loosening a light bulb will reduce the lighting and decrease the likelyhood of detection, so much the better.

Twycross · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2006, 03:09:44 PM »

Thanks for the correction.

Brian Williams · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2006, 04:21:42 PM »

Actually Lemon Jello, Knoxx Gelatin and some yellow food coloring and an Almond Joy. Dip out 1/2 of the water from the toilet bowl, fill with boiling water, add lemon Jello and Knox gelatin, stir well add yellow food coloring to correct yellow tone of liquid, add some ice from victim's freezer stir until it starts to set. Add the Almond Joy and let set.

If done correctly it will take some work to remove but the first reaction to seeing a used toilet is to flush. This tends to put a goodly amount of "clean H2o" where is is not wanted.

Also a hundred balloons spread around and one partly filled with some obnoxious perfume. Said Victim goes around popping balloons and pops the one and it send a blessing of perfume into the air.

garrettwc · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2006, 04:27:46 PM »

I am so glad you guys are on our side. Tongue

Preacherman · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2006, 04:46:31 PM »

Better yet - fill the toilet cistern with some really disgusting food coloring, blending colors if necessary to achieve that indefinable "yuck" factor. When the victim flushes . . . Cheesy

280plus · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2006, 04:48:51 PM »

Heck, why stop there, just pour a bag of portland cement into the bowl.

LOL...

Guest · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2006, 06:10:58 PM »

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just pour a bag of portland cement into the bowl.

why, does he have a rat infestation problem?? lol

Antibubba · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2006, 06:44:34 PM »

Simply intimate that you've left him a surprise, then do nothing. :evil:

RocketMan · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2006, 07:15:37 PM »

Cruel, Antibubba, real cruel.
Do it, Mike.

crt360 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2006, 05:11:22 PM »

Add Osama bin Laden and a Paki # to his contact list. Call the F, the B, and the I to report. Better yet, do nothing. He might send his girl after you.

280plus · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2006, 05:29:35 PM »

Quote from: Baus44

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just pour a bag of portland cement into the bowl.

why, does he have a rat infestation problem?? lol

I was thinking not only would you have to pull the toilet but it would also weigh an extra 40 lbs or so just to make the job more exciting. Of course Chris would force Mike to fix it by allowing his daughter free reign until he did, so it would all work out in the end. Tongue

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2006, 07:21:57 PM »

Shortsheet his bed.

Shalako · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2006, 03:41:05 PM »

I've got nothing against Mr.Mtbkr, but if you really want to aggitate the poor guy, switch around the colors on the appearance of his video display, and then reverse the function of the mouse buttons. That's usually good for a laugh.

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #16 on:** June 05, 2006, 04:29:39 PM »

Reset his homepage to something extremely annoying, preferably with bad music. Turn speakers up to 100% volume.

Antibubba · « **Reply #17 on:** June 05, 2006, 06:44:47 PM »

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Reset his homepage to something extremely annoying, preferably with bad music. Turn speakers up to 100% volume.

Like "The Badger Song"? The daughter will like that one.

"Badger badgerbadgerbadger, badger badgerbadger...."

charby · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2006, 04:49:50 AM »

Well whatever you do, don't do anything you would get pissed about if he did it to you. My personal favorite party trick is to switch the hot and cold water lines around under the sink if they are the quick connect kind. The I flip the toilet paper and paper towel around either over the top or from the bottom.
-C

K Frame · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2006, 04:52:24 AM »

"Well whatever you do, don't do anything you would get pissed about if he did it to you. My personal favorite party trick is to switch the hot and cold water lines around under the sink if they are the quick connect kind."

You know, that has a LOT of potential! I've got to file that one away for future use...

cosine · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2006, 05:06:12 AM »

Boy, I'm in the presence of some really experienced practical jokers here. I was going to offer the old screenshot-of desktop-turned-into-computer-wallpaper but that now seems like such a paltry trick compared to those of you experts.

On the other hand, I've filed away a bunch of ideas from this thread for future use. Cheesy

charby · « **Reply #21 on:** June 06, 2006, 05:34:10 AM »

Quote from: cosine

Boy, I'm in the presence of some really experienced practical jokers here. I was going to offer the old screenshot-of desktop-turned-into-computer-wallpaper but that now seems like such a paltry trick compared to those of you experts.

Well its easy, just look at an ordinary thing and figure out how to change it just enough to eff with someones head. Simpler the better.

-C

K Frame · « **Reply #22 on:** June 06, 2006, 06:37:12 AM »

Some of the stuff we used to pull on each other when I was working for American Rifleman magazine was pretty incredible, but it's simply not applicable to a home situation, especially not when there's a toddler around who can, at her Daddy's behest, kick my ass.

Strings · « **Reply #23 on:** June 07, 2006, 09:22:25 AM »

>Better yet, do nothing. He might send his girl after you.<

Ya know... that was the FIRST thing i thought of...

lil' girl: "Daddy says you did somethng wrong, Mr Mike..."

Mike Irwin: "GAHHH!!! IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY!!!!
PLEASEDONTHURTMEPLEASEDONTHURTMEPLEASEDONTHURTMEPLEASEDONTHURTME"

Oh... Antibubba? the badger song is www.badgerbadgerbadger.com" target="_blank">here

mtnbkr · « **Reply #24 on:** June 07, 2006, 09:41:28 AM »

Quote from: Hunter Rose

lil' girl: "Daddy says you did somethng wrong, Mr Mike..."

She calls him "Muck". :-D

Chris

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