Author Topic: Combat Kitchen Badge Shirt (Read 6405 times)

Scout26 · « **on:** May 17, 2012, 11:28:15 AM »

Has the pink Combat Kitchen Badge and the Expert Marksmenship Qualification badge with Sandwich, Drinks and Steak bars.

Perfect for the woman that knows her place.....

http://www.zazzle.com/combat_kitchen_badge_t_shirts-235360543094536629

AmbulanceDriver · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2012, 11:57:12 AM »

Ya know, I'd get this for the Mrs, but I'm rather fond of keeping my wedding tackle attached, thankyewverymuch.

MillCreek · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:40:56 PM »

Heck, I would be proud to wear that. I am an excellent cook.

SADShooter · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:47:05 PM »

Quote from: MillCreek on May 17, 2012, 12:40:56 PM

Heck, I would be proud to wear that. I am an excellent cook.

All the way. I cooked for 25 a couple of weeks ago. (All survived, TYVM

). I've earned a CKB.

TechMan · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:53:25 PM »

Quote from: MillCreek on May 17, 2012, 12:40:56 PM

Heck, I would be proud to wear that. I am an excellent cook.

So you wear baby doll t-shirts....I really don't want to know what else is in your closet.

brimic · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:54:10 PM »

Fail.
There's no bacon.

Scout26 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2012, 01:41:04 PM »

Quote from: brimic on May 17, 2012, 12:54:10 PM

Fail.
There's no bacon.

What part of "Sandwich" did you miss?

SADShooter · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2012, 01:45:04 PM »

If sandwich is stated, bacon is implied. End of story.

MillCreek · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2012, 02:38:02 PM »

Quote from: adively on May 17, 2012, 12:53:25 PM

So you wear baby doll t-shirts....I really don't want to know what else is in your closet.

I wear kilts, bicycle jerseys and spandex bicycle shorts. So I laugh at your t-shirts. Back when the kids were still at home, I considered it a bonus if I could wear something in public that would embarrass them.

Boomhauer · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2012, 02:56:17 PM »

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spandex bicycle shorts.

GRAPESMUGGLER!

RevDisk · « **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2012, 03:06:09 PM »

Eh, lemme know when they have the guy t-shirt version. I'd buy it. There's been few of my ex's I couldn't outcook in general.

TechMan · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2012, 03:38:32 PM »

Actually there is, but the badge is still pink.

RevDisk · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2012, 04:38:49 PM »

Quote from: adively on May 17, 2012, 03:38:32 PM

Actually there is, but the badge is still pink.

Oh, cool, I'll pick one up. Agree that it should say "bacon" instead of merely imply it

brimic · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2012, 04:47:30 PM »

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Oh, cool, I'll pick one up. Agree that it should say "bacon" instead of merely imply it

Yep.
Being as cynical as I am, I've eaten enough sandwiches that I can no longer assume that my next sandwich will have bacon in it.

SADShooter · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2012, 04:49:04 PM »

Quote from: brimic on May 17, 2012, 04:47:30 PM

Yep.
Being as cynical as I am, I've eaten enough sandwiches that I can no longer assume that my next sandwich will have bacon in it.

"If you want something done right..."

TechMan · « **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2012, 04:55:24 PM »

Quote from: RevDisk on May 17, 2012, 04:38:49 PM

Oh, cool, I'll pick one up. Agree that it should say "bacon" instead of merely imply it

If you look to the right of the thumbnails, you will see a hyperlink to Men. Click on that and you can select the style of shirt.

RevDisk · « **Reply #16 on:** May 17, 2012, 04:56:35 PM »

Quote from: SADShooter on May 17, 2012, 04:49:04 PM

"If you want something done right..."

I dunno. I did once, and only once, had a lady hand deliver me beer and a sammich with bacon. It made a very bad day into an epically awesome day in about two seconds. If I had gotten up, made the sammich, gotten the beer from the fridge, et al it would have definitely improved the day. But not "zOMG!" improvement

MrsSmith · « **Reply #17 on:** May 17, 2012, 05:46:03 PM »

I hope you told her this.

Because, you see, when it comes to how the male mind works, we aren't psychic. We're psychic about a great many things, but that ain't one of 'em.

Typically, if we do something designed to please you, like say, spending time in the kitchen to prepare food for you that is better than the bowl of cold cereal you'd be eating otherwise, some acknowledgement of our efforts would be nice. Otherwise, how are we to know that we did good and should repeat the process in the future?

And for the record, having to ask you if it tastes good or if you like it is pretty much the same thing as having to ask if we look nice or if you love us.

dogmush · « **Reply #18 on:** May 17, 2012, 06:34:02 PM »

Quote from: MrsSmith on May 17, 2012, 05:46:03 PM

I hope you told her this.

Because, you see, when it comes to how the male mind works, we aren't psychic. We're psychic about a great many things, but that ain't one of 'em.

Typically, if we do something designed to please you, like say, spending time in the kitchen to prepare food for you that is better than the bowl of cold cereal you'd be eating otherwise, some acknowledgement of our efforts would be nice. Otherwise, how are we to know that we did good and should repeat the process in the future?

And for the record, having to ask you if it tastes good or if you like it is pretty much the same thing as having to ask if we look nice or if you love us.

While I'm always about improving male/female communication, meet us half way. If you bring us a sammich and it's gone before you get back from the kitchen with your plate, assume we liked it and are thankful for the delivery.

vaskidmark · « **Reply #19 on:** May 17, 2012, 09:00:28 PM »

Quote from: dogmush on May 17, 2012, 06:34:02 PM

While I'm always about improving male/female communication, meet us half way. If you bring us a sammich and it's gone before you get back from the kitchen with your plate, assume we liked it and are thankful for the delivery.

But be sure to check the dog before jumping to the conclusion that it was the male that actually inhaled it.

Mine let me down once. What a conflict - pride in a dog with taste or disappointment at being let down by a wingman?

For the record, what was served not only had no bacon, it had no meat whatsoever! A salad sammich!?!

stay safe.

dogmush · « **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2012, 09:21:20 PM »

My dogs know better then to even sniff the Alfa's food. They'll draw back a nub if they get too close.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #21 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:02:50 PM »

Quote from: MrsSmith on May 17, 2012, 05:46:03 PM

I hope you told her this.

Because, you see, when it comes to how the male mind works, we aren't psychic. We're psychic about a great many things, but that ain't one of 'em.

Typically, if we do something designed to please you, like say, spending time in the kitchen to prepare food for you that is better than the bowl of cold cereal you'd be eating otherwise, some acknowledgement of our efforts would be nice. Otherwise, how are we to know that we did good and should repeat the process in the future?

And for the record, having to ask you if it tastes good or if you like it is pretty much the same thing as having to ask if we look nice or if you love us.

Meh. I just do random nice things. Whole life philosophy thing. Usually, works out alright. The key is finding someone who doesn't take advantage of it.

seeker_two · « **Reply #22 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:50:14 PM »

.....and Ben is oddly silent about this.....

I'll make my own sammich, thank you....I know what women are capable of....

Ben · « **Reply #23 on:** May 17, 2012, 11:58:14 PM »

Quote from: seeker_two on May 17, 2012, 10:50:14 PM

.....and Ben is oddly silent about this.....

I'm just sitting back, eating a bowl of cocoa krispies, and watching.

seeker_two · « **Reply #24 on:** May 18, 2012, 07:41:25 AM »

Quote from: Ben on May 17, 2012, 11:58:14 PM

I'm just sitting back, eating a bowl of cocoa krispies, and watching.

Did you get that bowl yourself?......

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Author Topic: Combat Kitchen Badge Shirt (Read 6405 times)