Chips on halloween? And the kids like this?
What is wrong with our youth.
Screw the chips, screw the healthy crap. Chocolate, and lots of it. You don't wanna be the guy who gives out BS on halloween.
I received a paperbag full of rocks once. What a jerk
First year I was with my wife, I went trick-or-treating with her and the kids. David, the boy, was 10, and wore a blackout mask, long black robe, big clawed gloves, and carried one of those mass-market plastic "scythes". Alison, IIRC, was Edna Mode (the costume designer from The Incredibles), and looked near-perfect. Anyways, we got to this one house, and the woman had a huge bowl of pennies - "Just reach in and grab a handful, kids!" Alison got her (little 8-year-old girl) handful, and David went in. It was like one of the car cranes at the junkyard, or something - this huge claw of a hand reaches in, and when he pulled it up, you could see the level of the coins had visibly gone down. He honestly probably had $2 or something in pennies, thanks to that glove.
We made him put a bunch of them back; the woman laughed and said to us as we were leaving that he could have kept them.
Our house, we generally give out the little Reeses cups, Kit Kats, maybe some Snickers. My personal standard is, want some candy? Be wearing a costume. But I'm not home tonight, so...
Detcord?
I'm comin' by your place!