« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2013, 10:22:56 AM »
http://www.obamacaregov.us/
I
tried to sign up but...
Ooops!
We are having technical difficulties. Please stand by. Irreversible error codes: 2008 and 2012.
The good news is that we have already dropped - err, "transitioned you out of" your old health insurance plan! You probably hated that one anyway. Your new plan should be available by November (2018). You are required to have an insurance plan by January 1, 2014, therefore, we need to charge you with a severe penalty for non-compliance.
We also went ahead and registered you as a Democrat for the next election. We're sure that you don't mind us doing that as a courtesy for you and for America. We know what's best for you, and we want to protect you from yourself and others.
Also, we would like to ask you to help President Obama find and eliminate those individuals or groups that are stiffling his progress. Please report any person or group that shows any sign of hatred toward our leader. That includes anyone producing media or publications, speaking ill or hateful words, or someone that you feel is having impure thoughts about Dear Leader. Your help in keeping America's progress on track is important. Please note that we are also watching you, but we know you have the same dream for America that we do, isn't that right?
Welcome government agencies!
The following government agenices have snooped around this site.
u.s. dept. of health and human services - Kathleen Sebelius' office.
internal revenue service - I.R.S. An audit is in my future, yay!
us dept of justice - Eric Holder's office.
department of interior
us department of the treasury
u.s. house of representatives
u.s. government accountability office - I didn't know this one exisited. Government accountabilty? That is an oxymoron if I've ever heard one!
u.s. department of state - Senator Kerry
swedish tax agency - ??
navy network information center (nnic)
dod network information center - uh oh! Department of Defense.
department of administrative services
department of veterans affairs
arizona state government
u.s. dept. of commerce - noaa - nmfs
u.s. agency for international development
More on the way .....
Do keep clicking "Next" to see where it goes!
I'd be
but . it's too close to the truth!
« Last Edit: November 03, 2013, 10:29:38 AM by Sergeant Bob »
Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
I meet lots of folks like this, claim to be anarchist but really they're just liberals with pierced genitals. - gunsmith
I already have canned butter, buying more. Canned blueberries, some pancake making dry goods and the end of the world is gonna be delicious. -French G