my fav is he was gonna get a lifetime achievement award from the naacp
Yes, that is rich.
NAACP(IDHANBMM): National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (I Desperately Hope Are Not Boinking My Mistress)
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Clippers Owner: What does Magic Johnson have that I don't?
Clippers Mistress: A magic johnson.
Clippers Owner: Good point.
Clippers Mistress: Oh, you might want to get an HIV test.