Author Topic: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'  (Read 3432 times)

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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2014, 10:24:01 PM »
I find it both interesting and funny that she wants to be a forensic psychologist and stripping to get there. 
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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2014, 10:25:11 PM »
Good on em'.   Pays gotta be better than the average college crap job.

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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2014, 10:33:01 PM »
Nice way to earn money fast when your roommate skips out on you, trashes an apartment, and leaves you with their share of the rent plus a ton of damage on an apartment.
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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2014, 10:43:04 PM »
Nice way to earn money fast when your roommate skips out on you, trashes an apartment, and leaves you with their share of the rent plus a ton of damage on an apartment.

Having trouble picturing you in a g-string working to pay for those things.
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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2014, 10:45:29 PM »
Having trouble picturing you in a g-string working to pay for those things.

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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2014, 11:21:47 PM »
I'm not sure how come this is news.  Didn't everybody know about this?  Been going on for decades at least.
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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2014, 11:35:03 PM »
Met lots of young ladies (and a few guys) that were working their way through U Colorado by working at The Bus Stop in Boulder.  (Thanks, American taxpayers, for paying to send me to the DOJ Academy in Longmont.  The conferences were a total waste of time, the accommodations were in one of the crappiest former motels I have ever stayed in, the food (UC football training table) was great, and the friends I made and the networking done were the best!)

Most of the guys who went there sat up front and oggled and whistled and stuffed dollars, while I sat in the back with a few female wardens and some other guys who also figured out if the girls were willing to talk to the wardens we ought to be there too.

Yes, $x,000.00 nights were supposedly not all that rare.  And it was in undeclarable cash. :O

Do the male members of APS* know that most strip joints not only serve a good/great lunch but the price is often in the $10 range (if you stick to soda and do not tip the girls that do not serve you)?  "But honey, I'm spending less for lunch ther than if I went to <chain restaurant>."

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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2014, 11:39:16 PM »
It's pretty common for strip joints to have good food :-D
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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2014, 12:25:36 AM »
I find it both interesting and funny that she wants to be a forensic psychologist and stripping to get there. 

I dated a forensic psychologist and know the mindset.  Trust me, you shouldn't be surprised.

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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2014, 12:37:30 AM »
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Do the male members of APS* know that most strip joints not only serve a good/great lunch but the price is often in the $10 range

I've heard that but I won't go into one.

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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2014, 08:21:09 AM »
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2014, 08:45:53 AM »
Eating at a strip club seems really really wrong to me. Maybe the few of them I 've been in back in my college days, weren't the most sanitary places.
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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2014, 09:17:20 AM »
Eating at a strip club seems really really wrong to me. Maybe the few of them I 've been in back in my college days, weren't the most sanitary places.

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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2014, 09:28:01 AM »
Reminds me of the title of a cookbook by the best-known transvestite/prostitute Bill Gordon, "You've Had Worse Things In Your Mouth". ;)

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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2014, 10:31:00 AM »
Having trouble picturing you in a g-string working to pay for those things.

Men are discriminated against in that line of work  :mad:
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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2014, 11:21:33 AM »
Men are discriminated against in that line of work  :mad:

I should hope the person hiring strip club talent is discriminating.
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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2014, 12:51:43 PM »
Strip club I went to occasionally in Chesapeake, Va. featured several girls going through school.

You'd never know, though, until you spoke with them. Intelligent, absolute knockouts.  I tended to tip them extravagantly.

The strip club game is nothing but a fantasy.

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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2014, 03:39:10 PM »
what has always interested me is that often times i hear that it is the women being exploited, rather than the other way around. 
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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2014, 03:50:17 PM »
what has always interested me is that often times i hear that it is the women being exploited, rather than the other way around. 
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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2014, 03:50:47 PM »
My boss stripped to pay for college.

She thought it was funny and yet further proof that men are stupid.

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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2014, 03:51:45 PM »
what has always interested me is that often times i hear that it is the women being exploited, rather than the other way around. 

You are a privildged shitlord. You can't be exploited. Duh.

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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2014, 04:01:53 PM »
Yes, attractive women in G-strings and pasties reduce us to our most base functions. "Yes, dear"! Hell, y'all have trained us to do that without the G-strings and pasties!
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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2014, 04:04:30 PM »
My boss stripped to pay for college.

She thought it was funny and yet further proof that men are stupid.



Option A: Support the education and career development of American women

Option B: Support clothing/shoe/misc. manufacturing in the the Pacific Rim

Which is the smarter investment?

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Re: 'I am only stripping to pay for school'
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2014, 04:10:09 PM »
Yes, attractive women in G-strings and pasties reduce us to our most base functions. "Yes, dear"! Hell, y'all have trained us to do that without the G-strings and pasties!


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Option A: Support the education and career development of American women

Option B: Support clothing/shoe/misc. manufacturing in the the Pacific Rim

Which is the smarter investment?

(Not that I'm really disputing the contention men are stupid, particularly about women...)

That's because you can't dispute it. :P

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