If you want to have bad cholesterol numbers and die early of heart disease consume a lot of trans fats.
:%s/'trans fats'/anything/
Too much salt will do it too, but try living without salt. Too many eggs will do it, but who wants to live without eggs? Too much bacon will do it, but it's not living without bacon. Too much food of nearly any kind will have the same result, so we should demand that the FDA ban all food products.
But of course, SCIENCE! is hard.
Again, because of government overregulation and litigious twits. Have you tried to buy a proper chemistry set lately? No way in hell you're going to find a Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab either. I'm going to have to resort to black market sources if my kids are to become evil geniuses.