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Stupid costume I found at Walmart.
« on: September 11, 2018, 09:16:19 PM »


eta: Unembigginated, but can't get rid of all the white space at the bottom


Was at Walmart with my daughter and stumbled across this idiotic Halloween costume. In case you cannot tell due to the glare on the package this is an all black bodysuit.

So who's idea was it that what a kid needs on Halloween is to be dressed in all black? Does this seem like a good idea?

Kids don't often make the best decisions, do not always pay attention to their surroundings and will likely be loaded up on sugar making them hyper-active and prone to sudden bursts of activity.

Now this is fine if they were just going to wear it to a party or go to the mall or something, but out on the streets? At night?

Any of you old enough to remember the early days of Saturday Night Live? There was a character played by Dan Akroyd whose company sold items as ill-thought out as this body suit.

Watch the clip and tell me if that wouldn't be in his catalog.


https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/irwin-mainway/n8641
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Re: Stupid costume I found at Walmart.
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2018, 09:26:47 PM »
Around here kids don’t trick or treat after dark.
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Re: Stupid costume I found at Walmart.
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2018, 09:37:03 PM »
Holy crop your picture batman! :rofl:

Meh. I remember wearing a grim reaper costume that was all black once. Also, the eyes glow so you got that.  =D
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Re: Stupid costume I found at Walmart.
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2018, 09:44:48 PM »
Quote from: freakazoid on September 11, 2018, 09:37:03 PM
Holy crop your picture batman! :rofl:

I believe this country needs more white space.
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Re: Stupid costume I found at Walmart.
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2018, 10:13:41 PM »
Quote from: Warren on September 11, 2018, 09:44:48 PM
I believe this country needs more white space.

You racist bastage!
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Re: Stupid costume I found at Walmart.
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2018, 10:35:24 PM »
I, for one, am shocked that any of our members would be so insensitive to the feelings of the Shadow Demon community. We need to acknowledge our corporeal privilege.
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Re: Stupid costume I found at Walmart.
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2018, 11:01:07 PM »
If people buy it, why would it be stupid? 
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Re: Stupid costume I found at Walmart.
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2018, 11:04:16 PM »
Quote from: fistful on September 11, 2018, 10:35:24 PM
I, for one, am shocked that any of our members would be so insensitive to the feelings of the Shadow Demon community. We need to acknowledge our corporeal privilege.

I disagree. I don't like Shadow Demons and don't care about their feelings. Or the feelings of Hell Beasts, Devil Children, Succubi etc. If we're going to allow some denizens from the Nether Dimensions to come and live with us, I would prefer the immigration policy be wights only.
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Re: Stupid costume I found at Walmart.
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2018, 11:36:30 PM »
Of all the things in the world to be outraged about....this is what it is?

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Re: Stupid costume I found at Walmart.
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2018, 12:41:49 AM »
Quote from: Warren on September 11, 2018, 11:04:16 PM
I disagree. I don't like Shadow Demons and don't care about their feelings. Or the feelings of Hell Beasts, Devil Children, Succubi etc. If we're going to allow some denizens from the Nether Dimensions to come and live with us, I would prefer the immigration policy be wights only.


Oh please. Wight Nationalism is soooo 2016.
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Re: Stupid costume I found at Walmart.
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2018, 02:18:25 AM »
Fright Power! (Praise KEK and the Blue Whale!)
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Re: Stupid costume I found at Walmart.
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2018, 09:11:46 AM »
Quote from: fistful on September 12, 2018, 12:41:49 AM

Oh please. Wight Nationalism is soooo 2016.

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Re: Stupid costume I found at Walmart.
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2018, 08:32:56 PM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Wight

Make of it wight you will.

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