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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #50 on: May 01, 2019, 03:17:23 PM »
I know guys, it was a joke.

What’s not a joke is introducing third world peoples carrying diseases into our society.

It’s not a lack of vaccinations problem, it’s a shitty immigration policy/enforcement problem.

Instead of just trying to vaccinate hundreds of millions Americans against a myriad diseases how about we do our due diligence and not allow people with third world diseases to roam the country freely?

Which new epidemic is that?

I've heard Measles is starting to be a problem again.  CDC is tracking Hep A issues with the usual suspects (homeless, IV drug users) on their website, but I don't know that I've read about a third world disease really getting a foothold here.

Maybe it's because as a population we're mostly vaccinated....

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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #51 on: May 01, 2019, 05:58:58 PM »
"Woman" is not mentioned in the constitution even once. Of course neither is "man".

This guy continually reminds me of the dumbest jock at my High School.

https://twitchy.com/brads-313037/2019/05/01/eric-swalwell-sinks-to-new-depths-of-dumb-as-he-panders-to-women-and-proves-he-never-read-the-constitution/

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    "Women have waited 232 years to be enshrined as full and equal citizens. Why? Because in 1787 women were left out of the Constitution intentionally."

    Patricia Arquette speaks in front of a House committee during a hearing on the Equal Rights Amendment. pic.twitter.com/RUNe1JgU5V

    — The Hill (@thehill) May 1, 2019
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2019/05/01/painfully-moronic-actress-patricia-arquette-has-apparently-been-studying-the-constitution-with-eric-swalwell-video/

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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #52 on: May 01, 2019, 08:07:32 PM »
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us".
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #53 on: May 01, 2019, 08:10:04 PM »
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us".
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #54 on: May 02, 2019, 10:25:08 AM »
Is there room in the clown car's glove box for another?

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    JUST IN: Democratic Senator @MichaelBennet of Colorado announces he’s running for president. pic.twitter.com/nH0sIQt2xI

    — CBS This Morning (@CBSThisMorning) May 2, 2019
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    Who?

    — Will Collier (@willcollier) May 2, 2019
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/05/02/oh-ffs-another-dem-just-announced-hes-running-for-president/
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #55 on: May 02, 2019, 10:27:13 AM »
Does the clown car have a trailer hitch?

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    With Bennet in, Democrats are now only waiting on three additional candidates who are thinking about getting in the race: New York Mayor Bill de Blasio, Montana Gov. Steve Bullock and former Minority Leader of the Georgia House of Representatives Stacey Abrams.

    — Dan Merica (@merica) May 2, 2019
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #56 on: May 03, 2019, 10:00:32 AM »
"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #57 on: May 04, 2019, 04:20:29 PM »
Heh. A liberal woman on O'Rourke: "Worst boyfriend ever!"  :laugh:

I was talking to some old coworkers, also liberal, and compared him to another old coworker, because he reminded me of that guy right off the bat. They all agreed, and it was pretty much what this woman wrote about the 40-something manboy who skateboards to work, can't be on time for anything, and generally can't get it together, but is loaded with "deep thoughts" and self-importance. The guy at my old job had a wealthy wife too.

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/05/04/the-worst-boyfriend-they-ever-had-the-daily-beast-publishes-a-devastating-takedown-of-beto-orourke/
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #58 on: May 05, 2019, 10:26:55 AM »
He "checks" himself

Buttigieg on Privilege: I ‘Check Myself’ to Understand Advantages of ‘Whiteness or Maleness’
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/05/04/buttigieg-on-privilege-i-check-myself-to-understand-advantages-of-whiteness-or-maleness/

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The only reason anyone is aware of you, Petey, is because of your "gay privilege".
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #59 on: May 05, 2019, 10:41:27 AM »
In related news
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“His being gay is an advantage and, if he were straight, I don’t think he would be doing as well,” Frank told the Boston Globe. “It attracts attention to him and he gets points for being open and honest and gives people a chance to affirm their lack of prejudice.

Frank then added: “I think Beto O’Rourke may be regretting that he’s straight.”

Barney Frank: Beto ‘May Be Regretting He’s Straight’ After Buttigieg Boomlet
https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2019/05/04/barney-frank-beto-may-be-regretting-hes-straight-after-buttigieg-boomlet/
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #60 on: May 05, 2019, 03:19:37 PM »
"...he gets points for being open and honest and gives people a chance to affirm their lack of prejudice."

But that would almost suggest that Obama's skin color played to his advantage.  :O
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #61 on: May 06, 2019, 02:42:42 PM »
Joe Biden strikes again:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-mistakenly-claims-margaret-thatcher-who-died-in-2013-is-worried-about-trump

It's almost as good as the time he claimed that FDR addressed the public on television when the stock market crashed:

https://www.factcheck.org/2008/09/biden-fdr-and-the-invention-of-television/

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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #62 on: May 06, 2019, 04:19:37 PM »
Getting the narrative for losing in 2020 ready

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Hillary Clinton warned Democratic candidates for president that even if they do everything right on the campaign trail they can still have the election “stolen” from them, just like she did.

"You can run the best campaign, you can even become the nominee, and you can have the election stolen from you," Clinton said on Saturday during an “Evening with the Clintons” event in Los Angeles, California.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2019/05/06/clinton-claims-election-was-stolen-from-her-n2545889
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #63 on: May 07, 2019, 08:59:00 AM »
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #64 on: May 07, 2019, 05:03:52 PM »


Perhaps it's not such a bad thing, if Democrats think any candidate they choose will own Trump.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #65 on: May 08, 2019, 04:07:55 PM »


Much better odds than they gave him against Clinton.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #66 on: May 08, 2019, 11:14:17 PM »
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As reported by CNBC, the Biden parody site has been outranking Biden's real campaign site for at least a couple of weeks. While not all searches for Biden will result in JoeBiden.info popping up as the first non-ad result, the searches "Biden 2020 website" and "Joe Biden info" still do (screenshots below). The search for "Joe Biden website" now pulls up CNBC's report first, followed by the parody site second. "Biden 2020" pulls up the parody site second, just after the "Joe Biden 2020 presidential campaign" Wikipedia entry.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/46901/heres-viral-anti-biden-parody-site-thats-james-barrett

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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #67 on: May 09, 2019, 07:43:58 AM »
Much better odds than they gave him against Clinton.

And that's probably polling the fringe 1 million people who still watch cnn
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #68 on: May 10, 2019, 01:28:56 AM »
They are going to need a much, much bigger clown car.  Stacey Abrams is considering resigning from her imaginary governorship of Georgia to run for President. She will join Robert Francis O'Rourke as losers from 2018 in the race.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #69 on: May 10, 2019, 06:28:35 AM »
HRC is now in New Hampshire, fresh off their latest speaking tour with hubby Bill.  Coincidence?
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #70 on: May 10, 2019, 08:32:07 AM »
HRC is now in New Hampshire, fresh off their latest speaking tour with hubby Bill.  Coincidence?

Bummer.  Wish I was there to boo her.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #71 on: May 10, 2019, 01:53:04 PM »
HRC is now in New Hampshire, fresh off their latest speaking tour with hubby Bill.  Coincidence?

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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #72 on: May 10, 2019, 02:11:46 PM »
If I was Uncle Joe, I would never, ever ask HRC to be my running mate for VP.  If Uncle Joe were to win the presidency, I wonder how long before he had an "accident" and died.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #73 on: May 10, 2019, 02:36:24 PM »
Bummer.  Wish I was there to boo her.
From what I have heard, there are plenty of tickets available cheap.  There isn't much interest in seeing them speak.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #74 on: May 11, 2019, 08:37:56 AM »
Stacey Abrams isn't running for pres yet (officially) but I'm thinking she already wants to drive the clown car

Apparently asking the "citizenship question" on the census is according to her

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designed to reduce the count of illegal immigrants and “mixed families” and added that it “targets black men” by propping up counts in states in which they are imprisoned instead of their home states. Abrams said poorer communities, as a result, never get the resources they need to respond to the “mass incarceration” crisis.

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claimed that all of this is intentionally “designed to erase populations from the story of America for the 21st century.”

I got a feeling we're going to be needing a bigger thread

Stacey Abrams: Trump Wants to ‘Erase Certain Communities’ from National Narrative
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/05/10/stacey-abrams-trump-wants-to-erase-certain-communities-from-national-narrative/
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