This kind of threw me for a moment:
...commie poly-sci majors that are rousing themselves as we type to defend their parties most recent power grab are...
Until I read it aloud and changed "parties" to "party's."
No offense, but that was kind of a stumbling block.
THanks, Hawkmoon. I always saw it that way. The right is still there, but so are the consequences. It's like a lot of slick catchphrases... they sound good when you say them fast, but aren't 100% valid.