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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1500 on: April 25, 2024, 06:26:49 PM »
Joe Biden prediction: he will still be alive in 2029. I'm just saying that because so many think he won't make it to 2025. He won't remember Hunter's name by then (does he now?), but he'll be alive enough to grope his nursing staff.
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1501 on: April 26, 2024, 09:20:55 AM »
Another one he's been repeating 'I used to drive an 18-wheeler,'

Even CNN called him out

Biden, 81, is blasted by CNN for repeating lie that he used to drive an 18-wheeler...after spending one night as passenger in cargo truck in 1973
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13348007/Biden-81-blasted-CNN-repeating-lie-drive-18-wheeler.html.

Waiting for the "his son was eaten by cannibals while driiving a semi in Iraq" story
I still find it interesting that for SO many news stories about US politics, we have to go to the foreign press.
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1502 on: April 26, 2024, 12:49:52 PM »

"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1503 on: April 26, 2024, 12:52:02 PM »
Define "completely unhindered" and "empire"
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1504 on: April 27, 2024, 02:56:30 PM »
https://www.dailywire.com/news/biden-turns-to-steven-spielberg-for-messaging-strategy-as-poll-numbers-lag

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President Joe Biden has reportedly turned to Hollywood director Steven Spielberg for political “strategy” as he campaigns for re-election against former President Donald Trump.

Spielberg, known for directing hit films like “ET” and “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” has been giving Biden advice on messaging for the Democratic National Committee in August. The news was first reported by Puck and confirmed by NBC News.

“Starting a few months ago, Spielberg has participated in multiple strategy sessions on how to best tell the president’s story, his accomplishments, and his vision for a second term,” Puck reported.

Biden's campaign on his accomplishments will be a sci-fi movie.  Got it.

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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1505 on: April 27, 2024, 03:22:27 PM »
https://www.dailywire.com/news/biden-turns-to-steven-spielberg-for-messaging-strategy-as-poll-numbers-lag
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President Joe Biden has reportedly turned to Hollywood director Steven Spielberg for political “strategy” as he campaigns for re-election against former President Donald Trump.

Spielberg, known for directing hit films like “ET” and “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” has been giving Biden advice on messaging for the Democratic National Committee in August. The news was first reported by Puck and confirmed by NBC News.

“Starting a few months ago, Spielberg has participated in multiple strategy sessions on how to best tell the president’s story, his accomplishments, and his vision for a second term,” Puck reported.

Biden's campaign on his accomplishments will be a sci-fi movie.  Got it.

True Lies
Oh wait, that's already been taken

Liar Liar
Darn it, already taken too

Dumb and dumber
Taken

Okay, Mad Joe it is then
Where he drives an 18 wheeler across a desert wasteland fighting off MAGA cannibals while searching for a magic ice cream cone.




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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1506 on: April 27, 2024, 04:04:46 PM »
"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1507 on: April 27, 2024, 04:09:38 PM »
Biden's campaign on his accomplishments will be a sci-fi movie.  Got it.


As long as it isn't "Fallout"

Or "Damnation Alley"
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1508 on: April 27, 2024, 06:09:28 PM »
We're already seeing Weekend at Bernie's

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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1509 on: April 28, 2024, 10:35:36 AM »
This might actually be funny.  Based on Spielberg's recent movies, his campaign strategy is likely to have Kamala Harris publicly berate Biden for his privilege and being white, beat Baron in hand to hand combat, then neatly take over and save the day as Biden steps back to let wiser femininity save us all.

A dystopian movie for sure, but it might be entertaining to watch them fold it into a campaign strategy.

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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1510 on: April 28, 2024, 05:20:55 PM »
A Philip K. Dick novel.
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1511 on: April 28, 2024, 07:46:58 PM »
To Avoid Falling, Biden To Traverse Lawn In Giant Hamster Ball
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-avoid-falling-biden-to-traverse-lawn-in-giant-hamster-ball
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1512 on: April 29, 2024, 09:08:02 AM »
As long as it isn't "Fallout"

Or "Damnation Alley"
Damnation Alley.  Was that the one with the man-eating cock roaches?
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1513 on: April 29, 2024, 10:17:49 AM »
To Avoid Falling, Biden To Traverse Lawn In Giant Hamster Ball
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-avoid-falling-biden-to-traverse-lawn-in-giant-hamster-ball

They don't let him out in high winds.
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1514 on: April 29, 2024, 11:57:05 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgLD1yhxNik
Afroman puts out a new version of his old song, Hunter Got High.

I heard this got taken down, but google brought this up.  Restricted at the office. 
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1515 on: April 29, 2024, 01:11:04 PM »
Damnation Alley.  Was that the one with the man-eating cock roaches?

I think so. It also had the Airwolf guy in it.
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1516 on: April 29, 2024, 01:28:21 PM »
Damnation Alley.  Was that the one with the man-eating cock roaches?
I remember Jan Michael Vincent was in it, but the "stars" of the movie were the "Landmaster" vehicles. (I think only 1 "working" version was made.)



I thought that was really cool running gear - if you got stuck, each triangular assembly of driven tires could rotate and help you "step" over obstacles. In water, it acted like sort of a paddle wheel.  I vaguely remember someone trying to build & sell a MUCH smaller, non-articulated version as an ATV - but it never caught on. Probably too complex, expensive, and high maintenance.

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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1517 on: April 29, 2024, 11:01:06 PM »
For its time, Damnation Alley was an interesting movie.
Besides Jan-Michael Vincent, it also starred George Peppard (a Team, Banacek), Paul Winfield (S.T. 2: The Wrath of Khan, Terminator, Mars Attacks!), Jackie Earle Haley (The Bad News Bears), and Robert Donner (High Plains Drifter, El Dorado), and a relatively unknown Dominique Sanda as the girl.
As for the "Landmasters", there is a company making large self-sustaining 4WD vehicles for "off-road/off grid" aficionados.  They are almost as tall as the Landmasters but much shorter and non-articulated.  Can't remember when or where I saw the videos on these but it has been over a year ago.
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1518 on: May 06, 2024, 08:12:30 AM »
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As a mom of two, I totally recognize this “stance”.

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As Jill walks away and says, “ I’m not changing it !”

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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1519 on: May 06, 2024, 08:13:51 AM »
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us".
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1520 on: May 07, 2024, 12:20:02 AM »
From X:

"Whoever is controlling Joe Biden is the worst President in U.S. History."
"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1521 on: May 08, 2024, 02:31:38 PM »
RFK Jr. Says Docs Found Dead Worm in His BRAIN
https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/05/08/rfk-brain-worm-n2396023

And he is still has better cognitive function than Biden.
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1522 on: May 08, 2024, 02:51:02 PM »
RFK Jr. Says Docs Found Dead Worm in His BRAIN
https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/05/08/rfk-brain-worm-n2396023

And he is still has better cognitive function than Biden.
Don't joke about that, Jack!  Biden lost his son in Iraq to a dead worm in his brain.

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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1523 on: May 08, 2024, 03:00:01 PM »
Don't joke about that, Jack!  Biden lost his son in Iraq to a dead worm in his brain.

I thought his son was murdered by Nixon's agents in the Gulf of Tonkin.
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Re: Biden showing more symptoms . . .
« Reply #1524 on: May 08, 2024, 06:03:43 PM »
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