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"This is fundamentally cruel," CNN analyst Juliette Kayyem reacted. "Whatever the masters of the universe are doing with this website, lots and lots of people — not fancy people, just people with kids and houses and vacation plans and who make companies run and rich men richer — will lose their livelihoods."
In other words... WE DEMAND GUARANTEED, HIGH-PAYING JOBS FOR LIFE! JOBS WHERE WE HAVE RED WINE ON TAP! AND WHERE WE ONLY HAVE TO WORK FOR 4 HOURS A WEEK!
Learn to code, people.