A few weeks back, had a guy in the store, asked why we weren't wearing masks... He, of course, was... "We've had the damn shots, most of us have had to miss work because of it, and we're tired of the mess."
"Well, I just tested positive..."
I have to admit that I let my inner Karen out...
"WHY ARE YOU IN A CAR PARTS STORE? GET OUT! GO HOME!"
I suspect that he wasn't actually "positive," but instead wanted to show his virtue to the world...