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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2023, 09:52:16 AM »
Dinosaurs are coming back. First good news we've heard in a while.
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2023, 11:47:32 AM »
By then a United Galaxies organization will be ser up whose military branch will wear blue helmets to enforce their peacekeeping efforts.  Oith will not be on the Security Council.
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2023, 11:48:54 AM »
Well I, for one, am disappointed in our alien overlords.
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If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2023, 12:02:27 PM »
This is really a controversy to lull us into inaction when the real invasion happens next year.
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2023, 12:40:58 PM »
This is just incompetent leadership.  Can't we find leaders who will make the apocalypses run on time?
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2023, 01:02:51 PM »
Should have known it was a hoax when the dolphins didn't leave first. 
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2023, 01:14:30 PM »
Quote from: Jim147 on March 24, 2023, 01:02:51 PM
Should have known it was a hoax when the dolphins didn't leave first.
Now that you mention it, I haven't seen a single dolphin all day.
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2023, 04:18:19 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on March 24, 2023, 12:40:58 PM
This is just incompetent leadership.  Can't we find leaders who will make the apocalypses run on time?

Story prompt: Mussolini was an alien.
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2023, 05:14:26 PM »
So I missed it?!?!?!?   Damn!
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2023, 05:22:47 PM »
Quote from: cordex on March 24, 2023, 01:14:30 PM
Now that you mention it, I haven't seen a single dolphin all day.

Not since I last opened up a can of tuna
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2023, 05:28:25 PM »
Quote from: WLJ on March 24, 2023, 05:22:47 PM
Not since I last opened up a can of tuna

I used to like canned tuna but it's just not the same since they took the dolphin out.
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2023, 10:35:28 AM »
Back in the news

May 15 - 750ft tsunami will hit San Fran  =D
May 30 - The aliens will approach.  :cool:
June 12 - Giant earthquake will hit CA releasing giant snakes from the earth.  [ar15]
June 14 - Supers will appear  :P
June 18 - People will fall from the sky from a whoops wormhole.  :O

COME TO CONQUER I’m a ‘time traveler from the year 2671’ – an alien species known as The Distants is about to wage war on Earth
https://www.the-sun.com/news/7931988/time-traveler-alien-species-the-distants-war/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2023, 11:09:16 AM »
Quote from: WLJ on April 24, 2023, 10:35:28 AM
Back in the news

May 15 - 750ft tsunami will hit San Fran  =D
May 30 - The aliens will approach.  :cool:
June 12 - Giant earthquake will hit CA releasing giant snakes from the earth.  [ar15]
June 14 Supers will appear  :P
June 18 - People will fall fropm the sky from a whoops wormhole.  :O

COME TO CONQUER I’m a ‘time traveler from the year 2671’ – an alien species known as The Distants is about to wage war on Earth
https://www.the-sun.com/news/7931988/time-traveler-alien-species-the-distants-war/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories

Beats the heck out of two more years of Brandon in the White House.
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Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #38 on: April 24, 2023, 01:10:32 PM »
Bring it on.
I'm dying to try out my reflective space survival blanket and neverfail fire starter.

Quote from: WLJ on April 24, 2023, 10:35:28 AM
Back in the news

May 15 - 750ft tsunami will hit San Fran  =D
May 30 - The aliens will approach.  :cool:
June 12 - Giant earthquake will hit CA releasing giant snakes from the earth.  [ar15]
June 14 - Supers will appear  :P
June 18 - People will fall from the sky from a whoops wormhole.  :O

COME TO CONQUER I’m a ‘time traveler from the year 2671’ – an alien species known as The Distants is about to wage war on Earth
https://www.the-sun.com/news/7931988/time-traveler-alien-species-the-distants-war/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #39 on: April 24, 2023, 04:52:28 PM »
How big are the snakes? Like 12 ga slug big or rifle calibers that begin with .4 big?
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #40 on: April 27, 2023, 09:08:41 AM »
Nostradamus has entered the chat
Includes global warming of course

WHAT ON EARTH Nostradamus 2023 predictions – Seven ‘prophecies’ from mystery Mars mission disaster to cannibals walking the earth
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2023, 09:12:50 AM »
Quote from: Devonai on April 24, 2023, 04:52:28 PM
How big are the snakes? Like 12 ga slug big or rifle calibers that begin with .4 big?

Says up to 75ft
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2023, 09:26:34 AM »
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"No abbots, monks, no novices to learn; Honey shall cost far more than candle-wax," he said

"So high will the bushel of wheat rise, that man will be eating his fellow man."

Candle wax is pretty cheap.

Given all the efforts by global warming folks to restrict fertilizer use in some countries, food is supposed to get more expensive pretty soon.
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2023, 09:33:10 AM »
Quote from: Perd Hapley on March 24, 2023, 09:52:16 AM
Dinosaurs are coming back. First good news we've heard in a while.

Wooly mammoths, from what I hear. And who wouldn't love a fluffy elephant?
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2023, 04:45:31 PM »
Man, man, your time is sand, your ways are leaves upon the sea, I am the eyes of Nostradamus, all your ways are known to me.
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Re: Alien attack expected today
« Reply #45 on: April 29, 2023, 07:29:39 AM »
Quote from: WLJ on April 27, 2023, 09:08:41 AM
Nostradamus has entered the chat
Includes global warming of course

WHAT ON EARTH Nostradamus 2023 predictions – Seven ‘prophecies’ from mystery Mars mission disaster to cannibals walking the earth
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/19814275/nostradamus-predictions-world-war-mars/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories
When I heard of "Q-Anon" for the first time a couple of years ago, I did a little web search on them. One website claimed Hillary was involved in a child kidnapping ring that involved human sacrifice and actual cannibalistic rituals as part of devil worship ceremonies.

So maybe Nostradamus got it right.   :O

(For the record, as much as I detest Crooked, baseless accusations of child kidnapping, child murder, and cannibalism . . . no. Just no.)
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