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Put Your Hand in the Box
« on: July 14, 2023, 10:10:33 AM »
Amazon put this hand massager in my recommendations:



Of course the first thing I thought of was...

https://youtu.be/G2atRWi1U4I
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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2023, 10:14:16 AM »
I like the Elmo version better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHK5fBm1YWk
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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2023, 06:35:14 PM »
"Nope.  Sorry, that's my gun hand. Any other stupid things you want, lady?"

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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2023, 07:16:22 PM »
"Uh, well, no, y' see, I need the other hand to reload... so why not just lie back, relax, and we can chat a little... attagirl... So you're the ruler here, huh?  By what authority, if  I may ask....?"

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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2023, 07:53:17 PM »
"Hahaha... the whole Senate, hah?  That's quite a fete. Say, that fishnet veil is pretty sexy, you know... You wear it all the time?"

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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2023, 08:06:16 PM »
"Good one.  Of course you'd lift it up a little for that.  Let's see, lift it up a little so I can look at your lips."

<fade to black><music>

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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2023, 08:09:44 PM »
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us".
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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2023, 08:42:28 PM »


You're looking into the mind of someone who has never seen Dune. Scary.
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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2023, 09:25:33 PM »
You're looking into the mind of someone who has never seen Dune. Scary.

Or he's turned on by Bene Gesserits
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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2023, 11:49:18 PM »
Or he's turned on by Bene Gesserits

Isn't everyone?
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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2023, 06:31:43 AM »
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us".
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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2023, 07:07:00 AM »
Not that one.

You will be if she tells you to be.

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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2023, 11:16:13 AM »
I got your Gom Jabbar right here, lady.
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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2023, 11:30:39 AM »
^  Heh.  <lecherous grin>  "C'mon, honey... the veil is just a symbolic denial of your base urges.  You know you want to, don't you?"

I remember reading it in either the full book form or as the serial and not finishing it.  About that time plus or minus 5 years  or more, "hard-nosed" science fiction was blending too much with science fantasy, and I began to totally lose interest in the genre and incidentally, movies in general.  I preferred S-F where there was at least some touching base with physical principles --even if stretched a bit --like in the seetee series.  E.g. at least there was a glossy description of how contraterraine materials were handled.  I loved the magnetized iron CT bar suspended in an oppositely-magnetized shell casing as an explosive projectile.  Far-fetched (at least with the magnetic materials of the day), but at least some forehead-kissing basis in physical materials and principles.

I could "suspend reality" that far.

But pretty much beyond that, science fiction-fantasy became more like reading Jack and the Beanstalk and other fairy tales and nursery rhymes.

I know you pity me for "not having any imaginaiton,"  but I pity you for pitying me.

Movies?  Well, except for teenaged necking, I never really liked the theatre experience and  never paid much attention to the Hollywood "thing."  I went to see "Sand Pebbles" because I loved the book so much and Wife1 and I saw the E.T. movie with my older son, but that was obligatory.  Going to the theater in general?  Meh. So I never paid attention to anything related to Dune.

Well, 'nuffa that.  But this is not an apology.

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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2023, 11:31:51 AM »
We accept your apology.
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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2023, 12:18:26 PM »
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us".
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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2023, 12:25:57 PM »
     


     :rofl: :laugh:
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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2023, 05:15:06 PM »

I remember reading it in either the full book form or as the serial and not finishing it.  About that time plus or minus 5 years  or more, "hard-nosed" science fiction was blending too much with science fantasy, and I began to totally lose interest in the genre and incidentally, movies in general.  I preferred S-F where there was at least some touching base with physical principles --even if stretched a bit --like in the seetee series.  E.g. at least there was a glossy description of how contraterraine materials were handled.  I loved the magnetized iron CT bar suspended in an oppositely-magnetized shell casing as an explosive projectile.  Far-fetched (at least with the magnetic materials of the day), but at least some forehead-kissing basis in physical materials and principles.


My favorite version of that is still a Hellbore Cannon from the Bolo books.

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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2023, 07:58:11 PM »

I remember reading it in either the full book form or as the serial and not finishing it.

Dune is definitely not for everyone... you are right, it is more of a fantasy than SciFi.  Herbert's writing is not best, but was an absolute master at world building.  The theme is actually a political message: "Don't trust charismatic leaders!"

That is why the media calling Dune a "white savior" narrative was so stupid.

Herbert's political philosophy would fit quite well with most of us I think.

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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2023, 10:20:30 PM »
Dune ? ? ?

Dunes are piles of sand, right?
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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2023, 10:27:25 PM »
^ Windblown piles of sand.  Like an ocean in slow motioin.

Well, it must be OK what with all the awards and movies, but it wasn't for me for the outlined reasons. 
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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2023, 10:30:48 PM »
Not that one.

That is Charlotte Rampling who, many years ago, was in the Jaws take-off movie called "Orca".
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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2023, 01:54:16 AM »
My favorite version of that is still a Hellbore Cannon from the Bolo books.
I always liked the power gun from Hammer's Slammers.

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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2023, 01:55:30 AM »


He was killed for other reasons.

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Re: Put Your Hand in the Box
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2023, 09:42:12 AM »
^
"Their on-board farming system has been invaded by an unknown parasite.  They might have to start ordering take-out."

         

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