Author Topic: Okay. This car is like pure...um...sex for the eyes. Or something. (Read 4048 times)

Manedwolf · « **on:** August 24, 2007, 06:46:08 AM »

Wiesmann GT, 5.0L V10

http://www.motorauthority.com/news/supercars/wiesmann-v10-powered-gt-mf-5-confirmed-for-frankfurt/

Paddy · « **Reply #1 on:** August 24, 2007, 06:52:32 AM »

toooo bulbous, dude laugh

HankB · « **Reply #2 on:** August 24, 2007, 07:03:19 AM »

Looks like someone sculpted one of the lower-end Jaguars out of wax . . . and then left it out in the sun too long.

mtnbkr · « **Reply #3 on:** August 24, 2007, 07:21:28 AM »

I guess it's sexy to the sort of person who finds Paris Hilton attractive. Personally, I'd rather have an early 911.

Chris

Headless Thompson Gunner · « **Reply #4 on:** August 24, 2007, 07:22:02 AM »

Yup, it looks like a Jaguar that couldn't make it up anyone's driveway.

The Rabbi · « **Reply #5 on:** August 24, 2007, 07:26:21 AM »

It reminds me of a penis.
But I like it anyway. Sort of like the old Bugattis.

mfree · « **Reply #6 on:** August 24, 2007, 07:30:13 AM »

it.... kinda looks like a cross between a Jag S-type, an E-type, and an MGB-GT.

K Frame · « **Reply #7 on:** August 24, 2007, 07:30:57 AM »

I sort of like it, but at the same time I sort of don't.

If you want all warm and melty and Bugatti, here's one...

Now here is TRUE class in a European sports car...

And yes, that is a Bugatti.

Of course, there's this interesting piece of kit. There's just something about a car that uses a leather strap to keep the bonnet closed...

But whomever put whitewalls on it should be castrated.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #8 on:** August 24, 2007, 08:02:00 AM »

The new Mustangs do it for me. Even though I hate Fords.

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 24, 2007, 08:08:05 AM »

A 5.0L V-10? Those pistons are what, about as big around as my thumb?

It does look like a bulbous schlong extension, don't it? Paris Hilton, rejoice!

Phyphor · « **Reply #10 on:** August 24, 2007, 08:33:59 AM »

Oh dear god, Paris Hilton and that car?

I now have the image of her doing that Carls Jr. hamburger thing all over this car.
Except with it running.

Anyone know how to rip/delete an image from your brain?

Harold Tuttle · « **Reply #11 on:** August 24, 2007, 10:06:22 AM »

roo_ster · « **Reply #12 on:** August 24, 2007, 10:39:09 AM »

Y'all need remedial training when it comes to car/hottie analogies.

The OP can in no way be likened to Paris(sperm-burping slut puppy)Hilton.

The OP image is much too curvacious to be compared to PH. If you are thinking curvacious & trashy try Pamela Lee/Anderson/Silicone.

Paris(sperm-burping slut puppy)Hilton is more of a pimped up ricer with too many previous owners.

mtnbkr · « **Reply #13 on:** August 24, 2007, 10:48:30 AM »

I was thinking more along the lines of "people think she's attractive, but she looks more like an excessively inbred poodle". The car reminds me of that.

Chris

wooderson · « **Reply #14 on:** August 24, 2007, 12:08:15 PM »

Way too melted.

I'll stick with the Cayman S, if I have to choose, though I'm curious when they'll put the Audi/VW DSG transmission in it -

RadioFreeSeaLab · « **Reply #15 on:** August 24, 2007, 12:18:04 PM »

How about a Duesenberg?

The engine is the sex. I love beautiful engines.

RadioFreeSeaLab · « **Reply #16 on:** August 24, 2007, 12:21:18 PM »

Or Mercedes 300 SL.

Makes me weak in the knees.

280plus · « **Reply #17 on:** August 24, 2007, 12:36:56 PM »

Quote

Anyone know how to rip/delete an image from your brain?

I usually use a crowbar. If you can't pry it loose you can always beat it out of there. grin

TMM · « **Reply #18 on:** August 24, 2007, 02:08:41 PM »

hey, i like the car. but the inside is horrible! needs black leather, dark wood, and chrome.
but a 5 liter is something i can't appreciate... too damn big. the 2.7 in my truck works well... and it's a truck...

RadioFreeSeaLab · « **Reply #19 on:** August 24, 2007, 02:11:15 PM »

It works well, but it won't rip your face off with speed. That's kind the point of big powerful engines I think. Adequate isn't quite good enough.

drewtam · « **Reply #20 on:** August 24, 2007, 02:31:04 PM »

I'm more of a sports car fan then bling mobile like that. But if the height is right, I can imagine it looking really good in person.

Drew

Antibubba · « **Reply #21 on:** August 24, 2007, 11:17:55 PM »

Now THAT, Harold, looks like a two-committee design. Ugly, but in an unredeeming way.

Bogie · « **Reply #22 on:** August 24, 2007, 11:36:54 PM »

1) I have to fit in it.

2) Comfortably.

3) I have to be able to get out of it.

4) In a dignified fashion (had a friend in college with a triumph... I would customarily just open a door, fall out, and crawl to my feet...).

Stickjockey · « **Reply #23 on:** August 25, 2007, 04:38:21 AM »

For Mtnbkr-

Dasmi's got the right idea, too. Love that classic Benz.

Harold Tuttle · « **Reply #24 on:** August 25, 2007, 07:38:47 AM »

but it is fast...

The Bugatti Veyron 16.4 is currently the fastest, most powerful, and most expensive street-legal full production car in the world, with 1001 horsepower (746 kilowatts), though several faster or more expensive street-legal vehicles have been produced on a limited basis (though not full production), such as the Hennessey Venom 1000TT which has a claimed top speed of 255mph.[1] The Bugatti Veyron reached full production in September 2005. The car is built by Volkswagen AG subsidiary Bugatti Automobiles SAS in its Molsheim (Alsace, France) factory and is sold under the French Bugatti marque. It is named after French racing driver Pierre Veyron, who won the 24 hours of Le Mans in 1939 while racing for the original Bugatti firm.

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Author Topic: Okay. This car is like pure...um...sex for the eyes. Or something. (Read 4048 times)

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