Cordex: the percentage is an exaggeration but not that much. Think about it. Cops who are outright serious felons, cops who only break the little laws they know they can get "professional courtesy" for like speeding
So the bar for "bad cop" is set to "Drives like Balog and most other folks do when they think cops aren't around"? If someone is "bad" because they violate traffic regulations and laws they don't agree with whenever they think they can get away with it, then we might as well label 98% of our society as "bad".
or DUI,
I'm not sure how much that really happens. I can think of one high profile case locally where impropriety surrounding evidence handling was alleged to get a cop off on a DUI charge, but he's in court now with plenty of public outcry against him, so I'm not sure how that is going to play out. We've had a deputy prosecutor get a nice tickle on the wrist for DUI from the judicial side, but that isn't what you're talking about. Beyond that, we have had a number of DUI arrests of cops who get treated just like everyone else who gets caught drinking and driving.
the cops who enable them by staring at their thin blue lines,
Plenty of cops get arrested for a variety of offenses. Domestics, DUI, etc. They get arrested, they go to jail, they often lose their jobs. The "thin blue line" exists, but it isn't the universal get-out-of-jail free card you seem to think.
the cops who work for the myriad of agencies that practice civil asset forfeiture,
I have zero love for civil asset forfeiture.
and all members of the agencies that are criminal organization in uniform like Chicago PD/ New Orleans PD etc.
I can't argue with that either, but then again I don't know anyone from those departments and maybe I'm unfairly judging them.
the "good cops" are a pretty damn small minority.
The thing is, unless you believe driving 10 over on the interstate like everyone else does makes an officer a "bad cop", they aren't a minority. I'm not an expert on police behavior, but I've had the opportunity to see, deal with and get to know maybe 10 or 15 cops on and/or off duty on a regular basis. There is plenty of variety within that group but not a single one that I would describe as "bad".
That doesn't mean that I don't believe bad cops exist - they certainly do. That doesn't mean that I like everything that cops do - I certainly don't. However, the obnoxious hyperbole that you and others repeatedly exercise in trying to justify how much you dislike all cops is beneath you. The fact is, you rely on dog-bites-man news reports of honestly bad cops, other cases of truly bad reporting, and grudges you have over tickets you've received to condemn a group of people as a whole.