Maybe they are describing themselves for people with poor eyesight?
Not sure that would make any sense, either, except in that woke racism kind of way.
In any case, they told us their pronouns, which makes them sound like idiots, especially since they already stated their gender. So the other odd things they say are just to be expected. Odd that she mentioned she has long hair (which is fairly common for white chicks), but he made no mention of his much more unusual haircut. But, hey, at least we know their ancestors immigrated to the U.S. from the Caucasus. That's kind of interesting.