Whenever a woman asks these three things:
How old do you think I am?
How much do you think I weigh?
How big do you think my boobs are?
The only acceptable answers are:
1. Like a fine wine, you're the perfect age....
2. Like a refreshing breeze, you're the perfect weight....
3. Like a beautiful present, you're the perfect size....
....and I've never lacked for female companionship.....