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Question 1: Of the two, do you prefer pancakes or waffles?
Yes
Question 2: If you could have only one kind of meat with breakfast, would you rather have bacon, sausage links, or sausage patties?
Yes, again.
Question 3: Do you prefer bacon to be crispy or chewy?
Crispy. Definitely crispy. Chewy bacon is nasty.
Question 4: Eggs - scrambled, fried, omelet, poached, hard-boiled, shirred?
Yes, part 3.
Question 5: When you put gravy over your biscuits do you tear them in pieces first, or cut them up as you go? Or do you dunk the biscuit, instead?
If you can't cut your biscuit with a fork, especially when it's lathered in gravy, you need a baking lesson.
Question 6: When it comes to grits - just kidding! Everyone knows we don't talk about grits on APS. Not since the Grit Wars of 2017.
Grits good, especially with cheese. Also, polenta and cornmeal are the same thing, beans in chili are an abomination, and sweet cornbread is the work of the devil. (...ducks for cover...)
Brad