Armed Polite Society

I'm thinking that the surest sign that Trump is going to win is the now multiple times per day emails I get from SGAmmo about "Hurry and stockpile now! Before it's too late!" 

This is the ammo and gun sellers last week to get panic buying profits if Trump wins, since sales will likely be flat/steady if he does. 

Question 1: Of the two, do you prefer pancakes or waffles?

Waffles, but it's close.  Pancakes are also good.

Question 2: If you could have only one kind of meat with breakfast, would you rather have bacon, sausage links, or sausage patties?

Bacon if it's by itself, sausage patties if I have gravy or bread for sammich (bagel, english muffin, biscuit)

Question 3: Do you prefer bacon to be crispy or chewy?

Al dente.  Not limp, not so crispy little bits break off when I bite.

Question 4: Eggs - scrambled, fried, omelet, poached, hard-boiled, shirred?

Fried, preferably with biscuits so I can make a sammich.

Question 5: When you put gravy over your biscuits do you tear them in pieces first, or cut them up as you go? Or do you dunk the biscuit, instead?

Tear them in half (crosswise so I have two rounds) put sausage and gravy (and eggs if fried eggs available) then put gravy on top.

Question 6: When it comes to grits - just kidding! Everyone knows we don't talk about grits on APS. Not since the Grit Wars of 2017.

With butter and/or cheese.  I like em savory.

I'm thinking that the surest sign that Trump is going to win is the now multiple times per day emails I get from SGAmmo about "Hurry and stockpile now! Before it's too late!" 

This is the ammo and gun sellers last week to get panic buying profits if Trump wins, since sales will likely be flat/steady if he does.