With friends like these...
These poor
little rotund
dears freaks are being persecuted for not being squares, I tell ya!
Can't we all just get along (and park all over creation and leave used condoms in the lawn)?
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/PrintStory.pl?document_id=2008112632&zsection_id=2003925728&slug=swingersclub14m&date=20080814Regan "Draco" Lane-Smith and "Naughty" Nonah Elliston outfitted their six-bedroom rental house with 15 mattresses, bondage crosses and sex swings. They built elaborate sets in their backyard for taking erotic photos.
And they promoted the Hardwood Cabin online.
Up to 60 guests at a time came to mingle, sunbathe nude by the pool and have sex with fellow swingers and fetishists, Elliston said. Parties were frequent enough that the couple's laundry service was cycling through 50 bedsheets a week.
But the couple shut down the sex club last month when they were cited for running a business without a license and threatened with fines of up to $513 a day.
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The parties catered to "big beautiful women" and "big handsome men," and to the BDSM (bondage, discipline, sadomasochism) scene, they said.
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The couple hosted a naked rally for presidential candidate Barack Obama and naked karaoke nights. A friend's "mobile sex dungeon" created in a small cargo truck was parked alongside the house.